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  1. 02-01-2008, 11:20 PM #1
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    Default Short Love Story...

    A Short Love Story

    A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
    other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
    Trans-continental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
    both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and
    she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
    "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
    into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea", she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
    that we're married".

    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

    "Good," she replied. "Get your own ****in blanket."

    After a moment of silence, he farted.

    The End


    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat View Post
    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.
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  2. 02-01-2008, 11:27 PM #2
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    LOLOLOL........
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  3. 02-01-2008, 11:38 PM #3
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    hahahahah Justin u must be so bored at work. lol.
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  4. 02-02-2008, 12:40 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0
    hahahahah Justin u must be so bored at work. lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat View Post
    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.
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  5. 02-02-2008, 12:45 AM #5
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    that was pretty good
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  7. 02-02-2008, 02:22 PM #7
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    Made me lirl, but the end "farting" wasn't really...a kicker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SicStang03
    A Short Love Story

    A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
    other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
    Trans-continental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
    both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and
    she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
    "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
    into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea", she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
    that we're married".

    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

    "Good," she replied. "Get your own ****in blanket."

    After a moment of silence, he farted.

    The End
    the last sentence is a nice touch
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  9. 02-02-2008, 03:29 PM #9
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    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by AlanŽ
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  10. 02-02-2008, 04:02 PM #10
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    Haha. Nice.
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    That ****ing funny
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