ATTN: Cactus

[§treet_§peed]

i need you to hit me up. i'm trapped in your town, Cornelia, with a busted car. ***** is pouring oil. i need to borrow a jack some tools and a flash light. call me asap cause i need your help tomorrow. i'm up here at my buddies house i told you about, all his tools are at his dads house in dolanegha (sp?) yeah i know i butchered it, and he has to be at work at 9 A.M. we are gonna get up early and go out i would deff. appreciate it if you could help me out. thanks


PHUCKING HONDA'S

[JustinSane110™]

I was gonna make some smartass comment about using PM's or some other random sh*t..... but f*ck it.

[Grimm Reeper]

My question is why would you post that in here, rather than in the EJ-EG Section, even though you posted in there telling him to come in here to read it

[§treet_§peed]

because i am trying to get a hold of as quick as possible and i figured first the WL would be best then i remembered his lazy ass doesn't make it farther that the EJ-EG section

[§treet_§peed]

lol and this **** fits perfect you know why.. i have barely a 100 bucks no job yet, and getting ready for court next month.. i hate my life right now only good thing is i am getting engaged to the woman i love with all of my heart and she loves me the same.. ***** better or i told her if she left me she wouldn't be able to walk again... besides the sex is awesome.. DEPO FTMFW SON

[Revmaynard]

Damn man, good luck.

[§treet_§peed]

appreciate it. we didn't have a flash light just a ****ty battery powered lantern, but from what we could tell its not the valve cover gasket, its either a hose or the oil filter. but you never know it may be something completely different. best thing is to wait until itsx daytime.

[JustinSane110™]

i am getting engaged to the woman i love with all of my heart and she loves me the same.. ***** better or i told her if she left me she wouldn't be able to walk again...

JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!!

[81911SC]

Here is a list of things I did to Street speed
just stole your car, set fire to your couch, humped your girlfriend, ate your last piece of pizza, drank your last beer, **** on your coat, called your father a dingle berry, smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, left your refrigerator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1996 one, changed your screen saver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, made a random post trying to make you cry, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watching the sit on the burning couch, run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice, played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment, told the same thing to your dad.

[13Bracer]

damn man your honda is more unreliable then my FD

*walk away with head down knowing this is not true*

[JustinSane110™]

Here is a list of things I did to Street speed
just stole your car, set fire to your couch, humped your girlfriend, ate your last piece of pizza, drank your last beer, **** on your coat, called your father a dingle berry, smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, left your refrigerator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1996 one, changed your screen saver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, made a random post trying to make you cry, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watching the sit on the burning couch, run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice, played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment, told the same thing to your dad.

I LOL'ed hard.

Reps.

[§treet_§peed]

yeah it sucks justin. hey how come you don't call me back?

[JustinSane110™]

yeah it sucks justin. hey how come you don't call me back?

Call you back? Bish you don't even have my # LOL.

[13Bracer]

im always in school!!!

and i forget about it cause i still have school on my mind when i get out..lol

sunday superbowl party son be there

[§treet_§peed]

im always in school!!!

and i forget about it cause i still have school on my mind when i get out..lol

sunday superbowl party son be there

**** i hope i can fix my car tomorrow i'll see whats up. you know the wifey might beat me in the head, **** thinking about school when you leave well atleast you got your dumbass back to going.. that way when you graduate and start working you can support me too!!!

Call you back? Bish you don't even have my # LOL.

a little jelous are we?

[JustinSane110™]

a little jelous are we?

WTF are you talking about?

[§treet_§peed]

that i don't have you number to call you lol never mind it was funny in my head at the time... I'm half asleep and depressed.. leave me alone...

[quickdodge®]

because i am trying to get a hold of as quick as possible and i figured first the WL would be best then i remembered his lazy ass doesn't make it farther that the EJ-EG section

He won't come in the WL because everyone will make fun of him here. Later, QD.

[§treet_§peed]

^ good point

[cactusEG]

cool matt, i'll hit u up after work. You do still have the same cell number ?

[AnthonyF]

quick as possible WOULD be PM's....dumbass.

[§treet_§peed]

its all good now problem solved faulty oil filter was behind it as we suspected

[§treet_§peed]

quick as possible WOULD be PM's....dumbass.

blow me

[JustinSane110™]

quick as possible WOULD be PM's....dumbass.

No no no, everybody knows that a thread that you have to come in and happen to come across is way faster than a PM that pops up as soon as you come onto the site.

[§treet_§peed]

exactly