well i'm riding out with the wifey and i'm behind this jerk right...cop is in the median hiding, as soon as the person in front of me sees the cop..he slams on brakes, so i do the natural thing and get in the other lane and end up passing the brake slammer. then i see why he slams on brakes because the cop was hiding in the median behind bushes...so i pump my ebrake a lil bit and continue on...i see the cop pull out and he's behind the one who slammed on the brakes a lil while....then he goes around him and comes up behind me..i'm like "this muhf*cker."
so he's like 'you know why i stopped you right' i said cuz i was doing 65 in the 55..he's like try 74 i was like naw i was going 65 when i saw u the other guy in front of me slammed on brakes when he saw u...then this redneck says..u shoulda followed him...

he says he got two readings...so how can he decipher WHO was going 74?!??!?!?!? fawkin idiot i swear