I've just been invited to "Do wilder things with" my "new big phallus!"

[quickdodge®]

According to this e-mail I just received, which I fully trust, this will happen:

In just a few short weeks, you`ll watch with amazement as your pen!s
grows into the powerful, thickest, hardest, and most biggest tool
you`ve ever imagined - the one you`ve always dreamed about
having!

I've ever imagined? I already have to go through those truck scales with the one I have already. How many people do you know of have to carry HAZMAT endorsements just because of their member? Later, QD.

[Crazy Asian]

The fawk? I like mine the way it is. I dont want to worry about poking someone's eye out.