buddy of mine has a 98 325i and he had just got it back up and running after his mom had driven in to the ground. he wanted to take me for a ride and i agreed so we leave school and he proceeded to charge up this road at like 85 mph. we turn into a neighborhood to turn around and this chick that we knew with a GST was in front of us and she took of he went into hot pursuit going 70. get to the end of the road that ended in a cul de sac he goes to spin it around to get a head of her and looses traction but catches it and then goes flying back up the road which was up hill and a 30 degree right hand bend. it was drizzling and i got worried seeing as how he obviously couldn't handle anything rear wheel. we get halfway through the turn and the backend starts sliding out. Iknew what was about to happen and told him to get off the gas and just hold the wheel knowing the car would catch again if he did that he inturn says "I got it" and makes the biggest noob mistake of hitting the brakes causing the car to spin back around and slide the other direction 50 yards into a ditch. i look over his shoulder and saw a fire hydrant in the middle of the ditch at which point i said oh **** knowing there was nothing that could be done even with Michael Schumacher at the wheel. he looks right as we hit it causing the car to do a 270 degree turning straightning us out. we continue to slide in the ditch coming to a rest 10 feet in front of a brick retaining wall. I got out looked at the car and laughed. he dented the front driver fender ripped off half of the side skirt and snapped the control arm. the girl in the eclipse stops takes me to my car i come back with a few guys we push the car out and the clown thought he could actually drive it home. after 10 feet he realized he couldn't. needless to say the police were called and he got a way with a driving too fast for conditions ticket.

i'll do one with me at the wheel after i take a shower