NEEEEEEEKOT!

[ahmonrah]

baby j,
i just passed thru indianapolis last night one the way to chicago! got pulled over, but let go for speeding! lol! shat it was cold! he had me standing out back of my car while he checked my license info.

cop:
"do you have any guns, weapons on your person or vehicle, drugs or large sums of money?"


me:
"uh....hell no! i have nothing to do with drugs! i've got a black and mild cigar and coffee i bought 2 exits ago though" ~read //lines~

cop:
"ok, i'm just gonna let you go, enjoy your uncles wedding, slow down!"

me:
"sure thing! stay warm tonite, it's frigid"

~hop back in the car, my girl rolls her eyes~

me:
"what?"

her:
"you lied about the gun didnt you?"

me:
"well no, i didnt. i answered his questions. just left out a part."