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    Default A quote for living with religion...

    "Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris. Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a mountain of sh*t so high that you're f*cked no matter what you do." - El Garlic




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    Ralph Waldo Emerson:

    Belief consists in accepting the affirmations of the soul; Unbelief, in denying them.
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    "dont knock on deaths door, ring the doorbell and run, he hates that shit" --i don't know
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    "religion is a crutch, which is exactly what i was saying when a car randomly took my leg out from under me, ironic huh?" -idk my bff jill
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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    "religion is a crutch, which is exactly what i was saying when a car randomly took my leg out from under me, ironic huh?" -idk my bff jill
    who is this Jill you speak of!?!?!

    I'M YOUR BFF!!

    are you cheating on me!?!?!?!1
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    my only rule in life
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    who is this Jill you speak of!?!?! I'M YOUR BFF!!

    are you cheating on me!?!?!?!1
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    "Religion is a fucking joke." - Me.

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    Don Hirschberg:

    Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac©
    "Religion is a fucking joke." - Me.

    "maniac is a fucking joke" -everyone
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    Quote Originally Posted by MR.org
    "maniac is a ****ing joke" -everyone
    Hahah! Didn't expect you to say that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MR.org
    "maniac is a fucking joke" -everyone
    QFT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac©
    Hahah! Didn't expect you to say that!
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    thats a crappy slogan
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    religion.. what can it do for you? - me


    i donno.. im catholic.. i go to church.. just feel stress free afterwards.. aint got to worry about a dayum thing until after i get out of church hahaha


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    "Religion -- bitches in this thread keep whining about it." - Me.



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    "religion....keep praying, that hyundai will never be fast" -domo morigato, mr. roboto
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    Quote Originally Posted by MR.whore
    "religion....keep praying, that hyundai will never be fast" -domo morigato, mr. roboto
    "Religion -- praise Jeeeesus for project cars." - me

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    Love the quote nate....
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    "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My
    idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own,
    so both of them together is certain death."
    ..........George Carlin


    this one is priceless lol \/\/


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