Some of those are true, some of them are just poor old domestic drivers whining about imports. Seriously, does clear cornering need to be listed twice?

And the Hyundai jokes didn't really make me laugh, since some of the world's faster cars come from companies that weren't associated with performance at all for long periods of time. Like Buick, or Volkswagen.

And then there are the really hilarious ones that make me cry when I think about them. Like mounting your mirrors at the top of your pillars.