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  1. 01-08-2008, 02:22 PM #1
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    Default The polite way to pee

    The Polite way to Pee

    During one of her daily classes, a teacher, trying to teach good
    manners, asked her students the following question:

    "Michael, if you were on a date< /FONT> having dinner with a nice young
    lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

    Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

    The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

    What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

    Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
    I'll be right back."

    "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word 'bathroom'
    at the dinner table.

    And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your
    good manners?"

    "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
    shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, to whom I hope to introduce
    to you after dinner."

    The teacher fainted
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  2. 01-08-2008, 02:23 PM #2
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    dude jorge you have got to be bored out of your mind or something
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  3. 01-08-2008, 02:31 PM #3
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    lol.....I pulled that moved before, and it worked like a charm.

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  4. 01-08-2008, 03:08 PM #4
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    lol...on a roll huh Nemesis.


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'    .



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  5. 01-08-2008, 03:13 PM #5
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    lol very bored
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  6. 01-08-2008, 03:15 PM #6
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    ehhhhh..... i wasted 30 seconds that i can neve get back
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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  7. 01-08-2008, 04:13 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    ehhhhh..... i wasted 30 seconds that i can neve get back

    It took you a half a minute to read that?
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  8. 01-08-2008, 04:57 PM #8
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    ^ i had to type out my reply too
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  9. 01-08-2008, 05:44 PM #9
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    Lol.
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  10. 01-08-2008, 05:49 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    ^ i had to type out my reply too
    Then you came back to post again, so you're running up on about a minute now huh?
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  11. 01-08-2008, 09:16 PM #11
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    HAHA that's funny as hell haha

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  12. 01-09-2008, 02:56 AM #12
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    I thought that was pretty funny too. I can' wait to use that!
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  13. 01-09-2008, 03:39 AM #13
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    excuse me ***** i gotta piss
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  14. 01-09-2008, 09:19 AM #14
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    lololol
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  15. 01-09-2008, 09:40 AM #15
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    hahah i think ive heard that last line before. classic.
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  16. 01-09-2008, 10:13 AM #16
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    repost
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

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  17. 01-09-2008, 12:09 PM #17
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    Lol ima use that
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