more like....

25 yr old is found tied to the bed while nude softball players raped and had their way with him. he apparently had a request for some video which is too explict to be shown on tv, but he wanted a tattoo of... IA's softball Playboy on his .... what i can that say on the air! OMG! what a man whore! well at any rate calls have been pouring in from "importatlanta" saying "we're proud of you peter! don't go to jail."