Things I learned while in Jamaica...

[Tracy]

*What it's like to be a minority.
*That Aki is a poisonous fruit that you eat for breakfast.
*That no one in Jamaica knows how to use their brakes.
*There are pretty much only one lane roads in Jamaica.
*You have to be a rally driver to drive in Jamaica.
*No one obeys traffic laws.
*It's ganja and not weed (and it is NOT legal but highly accepted).
*Shrooms are legal.
*Irie is a saying from the 80's and should not be used in today's times...along with booyaka.
*You should instead use bumba clot or bumba ras clot.
*They really do say Ya Mon.
*I like beef patties rather than chicken patties.
*I do not like salt fish!!!!! OR bread fruit!!!!!!


There is a bunch more and i will update later. I am just killing time in the airport during my lay over.

[Nitro]

HAHAHAHA Ya Mon!!!! Bumbaclattttttttttttttt *fires pistol*

[Alan®]

where are you?

[Echonova]

Welcome back.

[Tracy]

We were in Jamaica for 10 days and only went to the beach 3 of those days. We stayed with a Jamaican family in Mandeville. We went to the following during our visit:
*Mandeville
*Kingston (fat fu.cking house party New years eve with 1500 ppl)
*Negril
*Junction (for a "wet n slide" event wherein they drift in a VERY small parking lot)
*St. Elizabeth
*Black River
*Mo Bay
*Dunn's River (falls)

[Crazy Asian]

wheres my present.

[Tracy]

I learned that I hate the states and the food in the states. I didn't have ANY gas while in Jamaica...I get back to the states and eat Chili's at the airport and.....bam gas!!! bumba claaaaattt!

[Crazy Asian]

We did not need to know that.

[Alan®]

sounds like fun. so your layover is in jamaica i knew about yall going down ther was curious as to where the layover was.

[Tracy]

sounds like fun. so your layover is in jamaica i knew about yall going down ther was curious as to where the layover was.

Oh we are in Miami.

[Tracy]

We did not need to know that.

Yes you did...p00t.

[Crazy Asian]

Oh great just when I sexy tracy...i think of farting tracy. WHO WATNS TO SEE THAT!!!!

[Tracy]

Oh great just when I sexy tracy...i think of farting tracy. WHO WATNS TO SEE THAT!!!!

pl00f

[Crazy Asian]

...there's a bathroom. Go use it. Do you and Dan having a fart contest? I bet you win cuz Dan looks like a ethopian kid while you look like a healthy Tracy.

[RandomGuy]

lolol osama bin diahreein in ur face

[Tracy]

I'm just saying.......gawd.


Anyhow, I also learned that I am a don dada according to the locals

[Crazy Asian]

don dada? Scary lady who runs over people?

[The Yousef]

DON'T COME BACK!!1

[1CleanEg]

do they still have "rent-a-dreds" ? lol. Damn i wanna go this year to get to know my family roots.

[JustinSane110™]

I learned that I hate the states and the food in the states. I didn't have ANY gas while in Jamaica...I get back to the states and eat Chili's at the airport and.....bam gas!!! bumba claaaaattt!

As long as we dont see anything like this hanging out of the back of any of the Batlground cars... ever.

[gijoe0720]

I went to jamaica a few years back and riding down the road was scary as hell. People will pass other people even if a car is coming.

[SicStang03]

I have been to Jamaica once. but I never left the airport... I was headed to St. Lucia... They also don't believe in Hygiene.. I had to sit behind a huge biotch on the way home and I held my break the hole way!!

[The Ninja]

Lol, you could have asked any Jamaican any of that. And Aki isn't only eaten for breakfast, though it is common for breakfast. My grandmother makes some mean Aki. Seems like you stayed out of the country for the most part. And we really only say "Ya mon" to the tourists...it honestly is played out as much as "Booyaka". More commonly used would be "ya" or something along the lines of "Unh mon", basically an affirming nod + "mon".

[The Ninja]

Need to take yo ass into the country where you have to go to the Tap for water, and boil it for warm water. Where theres 1 TV in the town still if your lucky, and thats brought in from one long ass cord drawn from the street lamps. "Teefin the Gov'ments money."

[1CleanEg]

Need to take yo ass into the country where you have to go to the Tap for water, and boil it for warm water. Where theres 1 TV in the town still if your lucky, and thats brought in from one long ass cord drawn from the street lamps. "Teefin the Gov'ments money."

lol, and that 1 tv still only have 1 channel. Not too many tourist can live that life man. Last time i went i didn't have no hot water. I heard jam rock even have highways now and big malls now tho.

[3.5altman]

dayumm some of that jamaican sticky icky... ya mon

[MongolPup]

I knew a girl who went to Jamaica with her family, and while there her dad went to find an ATM (outside of their hotel/resort compound), and these guys said they knew where one was and led him into a building, where they processed to rob and then kill him.

Kinda soured Jamaica for me.

[Slow Motion]

i busa puussy clat him try take me money leave him wit tick blood comin from dat head have to mash him up quick.

[Tracy]

There were rent-a-dreds everywhere!!!!!! It was insane.

We stayed in the country...where they boil water and clean their clothes and bathe in the river and use outhouses. It's kind of where we stayed by Mandeville. There was almost no civilization. We stayed with a local and his family and even they didn't have hot water all of the time and they are higher class. We went to the beach 2 of the 10 days we were there, so we didn't see much tourist stuff.....and everyone says Ya mon if it's played out, they are definitely still rocking it everywhere I went.


There are also all these little "bars" in the hills. They are like every 2 houses. Also, there is ALWAYS music playing everywhere you go...no matter what

[The Ninja]

Its because you're white.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

all i know is, i love jamaica, just for this

[Kaiser]

I knew a girl who went to Jamaica with her family, and while there her dad went to find an ATM (outside of their hotel/resort compound), and these guys said they knew where one was and led him into a building, where they processed to rob and then kill him.

Kinda soured Jamaica for me.

I've heard way worse stories. :-\ I'm a pale white boy, so I think I'll stick to England for my island vacations.

[Mik2006]

haha yeah most of my family still lives down there. last time i went down there, my uncle was overtaking this one car that was driving slow and then another car was trying to over take us while we were over taking the other guy and a bus that was full! was trying to over take the guy that was over take us. good times tho. last time i went i went to a resort for 1 day and man it was great but i mean over all. its a great place to be i think.

[Mik2006]

Oh did you see alot of the pot holes in the road. i swear to god its like kids just used a drill and drilled into the **** for fun.

[Tracy]

The whole road is a pot hole!!!

[4dmin]

sounds like you had a good time; i want to see pix!!!

[Tracy]

sounds like you had a good time; i want to see pix!!!

You're not going to believe this...we didn't have a camera because we lost our charger and you have to order the one we need on-line! DAMMIT!

[4dmin]

You're not going to believe this...we didn't have a camera because we lost our charger and you have to order the one we need on-line! DAMMIT!

WTF no disposable cameras???

[Tracy]

WTF no disposable cameras???

Dude! Do you know where we were? I had a hard time finding tampons! We were in the country where they have no running water.

BTW, I forgot to say, we saw 4 car accidents while we were there and one dead person wo got hit by a car on the side of the road. Oddly enough we didnt see any dead dogs, goats, or cows on the side of the road.

[BLK JDM]

Dude! Do you know where we were? I had a hard time finding tampons! We were in the country where they have no running water.

BTW, I forgot to say, we saw 4 car accidents while we were there and one dead person wo got hit by a car on the side of the road. Oddly enough we didnt see any dead dogs, goats, or cows on the side of the road.

So w/ that being said. I guess you didn't get to try out the local DARK MEAT!! hahaha j/k Yeah nothing beats the YARD!! I really miss going back to Guyana and Jamaica. The music, the food, and ease of getting guns!! Can't beat it.

Oh and how the hell do you hate Salt-fish. Did you have it w/ Bake? It's great just like Bun and Cheese.