Talking about cookies.. I had the funniest text convo with JM last night.... I dont save my sent texts so I am going on memory as to what I said.

JM: I am ofiicially now a slut... its official I am a cookie slut... I will do anything for a cookie.
ME: I said something like I would give him cookies that he didn't have to do anything.
JM: Yay! Free cookies rock! this is a real cookie right? or is it a proverbial cookie / metamorphical cookie.
ME: I asked what his favorite cookie was...
JM: Gosh such a hard decision... chocolate chip! yeah.
ME: I said that I like white chocolate madamian nut cookies.
JM: OOOOOOO thats like the sexiest cookie ever!
ME: so i asked him why he didnt say that one...
JM: Cause ive been told im cute not sexy. so i think i got stuck with the cute chocolate chip...

LMFAO what a dork