THIS SITE IS CHOCK FULL OF "LOSE"

[ahmonrah]

I was just sitting here flipping through the channels and I saw the beginning of "Look Who's Talking" coming on... you know the part, when the sperm are racing through some1s snatch to get to the scrambled cheese and eggs - LOL. I saw some mis-guided sperm pecking away at the snatch-walls no where NEAR the egg --- some stopped not doing anything... and that reminded me that the "theory" is that the strongest and fastest swimmers make it to the egg.

After thinking about THAT, I immediately started thinking of YOU retards... and I call BS!!!!!!! There is NO F.UCKIN WAY that YOU retards are the winners in a race that theoretically was a race among millions of other sperm. You f.uckers HAD to cheat to be here b/c I'm not buying it --- look at some of your fav idiots on here and think "he/she won the race... there were millions of OTHER people that this idiot COULD have became, yet we are stuck w/ him/her." LMAO!!!

I mean, makes sense that I won my race... I mean, I'm Baby J -- sh.it!!! But YOU f.ckers, H3LL to the NO!!! NO WAY you won. Science is a lie. LMAO!!! I think what happens when we pop is the strongest/fastest sperm start at the back --- and you retarded IA clowns got the pole due to lack of intellect and a clue. SOME how, SOME way... even w/ sperm like ME gaining on ya and pulling like crazy on the big end, you dumba$ses pulled off an upset and got there 1st -- and that's how we end up w/ stupid people.... like you all. LMAO!! HA HA

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that had to be the funniest statement i've read in a while!!
but another thing i've heard is that sperm have different roles. i was watching something on discovery that looked at the possibility that some sperm behave as "blockerz", fighters and other **** to ensure one sperm from the same person gets a chance to fertilize an egg.....they took sperm from 2 different dudes and put it in one ****, and the sperm had a mini-war, tearing off the little tail things of RIVAL SPERM.....you had lil spermheads with no tails floppin around on the "floor".....but honestly i always wondered if the sperm that died for some idiot to be born dont feel a little cheated, once that idiot gets born, lives and commences to embarrass everyone that knows them.