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    Default Brett is so old...

    that it wasnt jesus that helped god create the world...it was brett

    more brett is so old jokes...continue



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    No wonder its ****ed up....XD I keed I keed....I'm not really gonna hop on the "Brett is old" bandwagon. I don't know homie like that.....Plus...I refuse to talk to him because he sold his bike for a s2k.

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    brett is so old that he sold his 5000 year old car prototype to the 'supposed' car creators



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    Im so old, that when I f*cked your mother I had you
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    I don't care what you have to say....just keep posting. I'm going to show my g/f this gif, and tell her to let me make a video of her like that.

    I can haz kooccy if I do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Im so old, that when I f*cked your mother I had you
    brett is so old that his alheizmers screws up his jokes



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Im so old, that when I f*cked your mother I had you
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    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    I don't care what you have to say....just keep posting. I'm going to show my g/f this gif, and tell her to let me make a video of her like that.

    I can haz kooccy if I do?
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL reps if i kizzzzzzzzzzzzzzannnnn lol



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    OMG YES! Finally! Closer to getting rid of that nasty ass pic Randomguy plagued my reps with.
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    Brett drivers license.
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BABY J again.




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    The hell...lolol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
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    OMG!!!!!!!!!


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    BRETT IS SO OLD THAT HE PAYS RETIREES



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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
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    omg hahahaha reps
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    Bretts' so old.. when god said let there be light.. dis muh fawka flipped da switch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    OMG!!!!!!!!!


    She's laughing because its true.
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    bretts sooooo old that I told him to act his age and he died............1
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    found bretts first born



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    Quote Originally Posted by blackboi50
    bretts sooooo old that I told him to act his age and he died............1
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    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    She's laughing because its true.
    the truth shall set you free..

    hey brett how many wives have you had throughout these centuries...i mean roughly, cuz we know youve been around for a while...

    how did do HIV test back then?



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    Bretts so old... his social security number is 1
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    Guess I can get a few more of these sold...

    GET YOUR BRETT ACTION FIGURE!!!! $19.95!!
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    bretts so old that he should be able to tell us what came first, the chicken or the egg...



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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    Guess I can get a few more of these sold...

    GET YOUR BRETT ACTION FIGURE!!!! $19.95!!



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    Bretts so old.. judas still owes him money
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    As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Brett, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 85. Be careful!"

    "Hell," said Brett, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by KDM guy
    As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Brett, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 85. Be careful!"

    "Hell," said Brett, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"



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    brett...found your mardi gras pic





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    yeah that joke was almost as old as brett

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    Quote Originally Posted by KDM guy
    As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Brett, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 85. Be careful!"

    "Hell," said Brett, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
    .......hellz nah!!!!!!......*waits for leisa's reply*.....1
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    Quote Originally Posted by KDM guy
    yeah that joke was almost as old as brett

    in case you didn't know brett originated that joke when adam was created



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    bretts so old that he should be able to tell us what came first, the chicken or the egg...
    i've been wondering this since 1985



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    whoo back to the future



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    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    She's laughing because its true.
    she is older than me, by 5 years!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KDM guy
    As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Brett, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 85. Be careful!"

    "Hell," said Brett, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
    thats some funny sh*t right there!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    she is older than me, by 5 years!!
    Yeah - but how man times has your age started over??? You've rolled the odometer at least 16 times you old f*cker...
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    Eh maybe one or two times...lol
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    tell the truth brett...its been like...4times at least right



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