How to beat a speeding ticket

[B16a2 Civic]

Damn right thats a lot of reading, can I get that on tape?? Imma have to read it later when I got nothin else to do.

Lol, i'll tape it while im readin, you gon hear some grunts and some water splashing....then someone washing their hands saying "brb yo"

[JustinSane110™]

Lol, i'll tape it while im readin, you gon hear some grunts and some water splashing....then someone washing their hands saying "brb yo"

Yeah, just be sure to put some Readin Rainbow music at the beginning and at the end say some positive shit like "Reading is Fun-Damental!" and "Only you can Prevent Forest Fires."