JACK BAUER IS CHUCKS ILLEGITIMATE CHILD.... thats why he can go the entire length of a week and no pee... he had his bladder removed because it make him lose hours in the day in which he could be fighting terrorists... however jack being the HALF breed he is no able to grow the manly beard NOR is he able to kill people with a single stare, and he suffers from post traumatic stress syndome and ED... so sad