known fact #129876123907-1 section c ---- anyone questioning chuck norris's fighting record has an unknown number or hours/days to live... he could kill you in an instant but wishes the fear and paranoia over come you and captivate your life forcing you to look around every corner...until he feels that you've lived long enough which will result in a round house kick to the shoulder, twisting your body around your head... he likes to leave and open casket ALSO chuck norris has never been in a true right... all fighters have mysteriously died upon waking up on that day in which the fight would have occured. small traces of chucks beard were always found @ the scene but police were too afraid to contact him about his where abouts....


i'm sure... but its true... we'll miss you