Lesson One
Before You Pop The Inside Out
Before You Go And Buy It, Gotta Try That sh*t Out

Lesson Two
Don't Buy That Sweet And Innocent Role
Cause Girls Are All The Same Everywhere We Go
They Have Little Dark Secrets Hidin In That Hole
And No One Rides For Free, Gotta Pay A Toll

Lesson Three
I'll Save That For The Next Session
Money Up Front, These Are Pimpin Lessons


Lesson Three
It's Always Best To Have Safe Sex
Even When The ***** Smells Oven Fresh
You Don't Wanna Come Up Short On That Test
And You Don't Wanna Leave Any Eggs In The Nest


Lesson Four
You Never Need To Tell No Lies
Cause She's Been Hearn That From All Those Other Guys
You Learn A Little More Of That In Lesson Five
Remember, Money Up Front For These Pimpin Guidelines


Lesson Five
The Game Starts To Get A Little Deeper
Catch A Couple Flounders, Even Thinkin They're Keepers

Lesson Six
Don't Confuse Your Brain With Your ****s
And Go And Knock Up Some Psycho Chick
Cause If So, That Could Be All She Wrote
You Better Pay Attention Kid Take Some Notes
Make Sure The Girl Pays And Leaves Some Of Your Bills
Even If You Sittin On A Couple Mil
Cause The More You Give Will Be The More They Want
And One More Thing. Pimp On
Pimp
Pimp On