Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
Since Paul is afraid to tell the truth, I will.

A few years ago, Bolivia was sent spiraling into a depression so great that the 1930s seemed like the richest era in America. The reason behind this spiral was Peru. Bolivia had a patent and a central warehouse for making the Sit-N-Spin toy for children. It was their economic upbringing. Well, in 2001 the Incas came in and underbid the Bolivians for the rights to the production of the Sit-N-Spin. It started a vast civil war between the two countries and great violence soon followed. The head hombre for the Bolivians, General Juan Valdez ended up surrendering to the leader of the Peruvians, Montezuma. During the surrender, General Valdez spiked a margarita that Montezuma was drinking and blamed it on the NYPD as part of a conspiracy to eliminate Haitian gangs. When Montezuma learned of this, he exacted a plan of action to bring both Valdez and the NYPD to their demise. He formed a group called NWA and told to everyone, "Fuck the police." This was known as Montezuma's Revenge. Well General Juan Valdez is Pablo's great grandfather twice removed on his mother's ex-husband's side of the family and Montezuma is the third Uncle from a previous marriage by his sister to his brother-in-law of Julio. This is the cause of the split of Julio and Pablo. Paul was the tester for the Sit-N-Spin because when he bought his first VW, he let it go bad and it became moldy and the tree-hugging community got pissed off at him and flipped the "bird" and told him to "sit and spin." This gave him enough experience to become an actual Sit-N-Spin promoter. Later, QD.
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