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    Quote Originally Posted by CH@Dbee
    at the road block...my phone rings so i answer it and i tell the person "i cant really talk im at a road block" they say "theres a road block up there?" so i say "yeah" as im talking a cop walks past my window and hears my short conversation and says "get off the phone NOW and give me ur license and im taking u in for obstruction of justice" so i give him my license and remember that ericP who was riding with me has been taping half the ride with alot of evidence of illegal activity so we have to get the video camera out and deleate a bunch of sh1t with cops all around us. kinda sucks...cause i just knew the cop was gonna search us and watch the tape...but they didnt...sorry no vids from my car for u guys lol after running my license and everything coming ok he just told me we were doing a good thing for the kids but try to keep our speed down lol

    do what i did when we did **** like this years ago
    keep a copy of u and a girl on tape
    switch tapes when pulled over
    when the officer says let me see it say
    officer thats fine but its homemade porn, they wont believe it and demand to look at the camera, then they'll see titties bouncin and tell you sorry they are looking for another car and tell you to be on your way

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    Quote Originally Posted by UpSideDownDesi
    i'd do a courtesy call at the end..." is this something county PD? Oh you can call ur units back.....race ended 1hr ago".

    do it from a payphone bought at a gas station in cash

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    Quote Originally Posted by matthewAPM
    ok? i want to see the money. come to RA for the first event of the season and race. i dont care what car he is bring. if he beats me he can have what ever car im driving.

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    I'll run any of yall in the mountains I was there today doin it in da snow y0

    are these open bets?
    if so im in.

    i'll even let you have your choice of the e30s or the e28 pigmobile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UpSideDownDesi
    my statement wasn't focused on any one in particular....it was a broad statement. Why reply or get offended if it wasn't focused on you ? I stated i saw 2 people...did you ever get me in your sight? I read your comment good enough. "rode in the opposite lane of traffic for probably 1/8th of a mile to see what cars were coming until I finally backed off and waved you around". Maybe you stated it wrong because that clearly states he was in the opposite lane and wasn't able to pass you until you backed off.......correct me if i am wrong.
    You are wrong. You are corrected.

    Thanks for playing.

    Besides, aren't you the guy that tried (unsucessfully) to run from the cops into Wal-Mart? Enough said.

    I didn't get offended, believe me, it takes more than words on the internet to offend me. Sounds to me you took offense to my statement and tried to correct me on what you thought were my blocking tactics of another driver. If you don't know what you are talking about, remove yourself from what is being discussed.

    It's that easy.
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    The best part to all of this is that even with all your hauling ass, dangerous driving and rampant stupidity is this.

    I managed to leave in the group after you Desi and 2 cars before Mathew, I drove conservatively, fast but in control. Rarely did anything illegal other than speeding, got lost and went 15 miles out of the way at the junction of 78, backtracked and still made it back before either of you.

    You both got caught up in the racing moment and got busted along with the rest. Next time remember, slow and steady wins the race. Just like sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glides
    You are wrong. You are corrected.

    Thanks for playing.

    Besides, aren't you the guy that tried (unsucessfully) to run from the cops into Wal-Mart? Enough said.

    I didn't get offended, believe me, it takes more than words on the internet to offend me. Sounds to me you took offense to my statement and tried to correct me on what you thought were my blocking tactics of another driver. If you don't know what you are talking about, remove yourself from what is being discussed.

    It's that easy.
    yea i am the guy who was in walmart.... your point and how is this related to what we are talking about?? Don't try to shift the focus on something else...nice try. You never corrected me and keep on trying. Like i said earlier, If you didn't get offended and weren't blocking why the nice reply? I know exactly what i am talking about and certainly don't need someone else to tell me what to think or say. Maybe you weren't blocking, but what you typed/said sure makes one think that you sure were not letting him pass and causing a unsafe condition.

    You defending yourself says a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UpSideDownDesi
    yea i am the guy who was in walmart.... your point and how is this related to what we are talking about?? Don't try to shift the focus on something else...nice try. You never corrected me and keep on trying. Like i said earlier, If you didn't get offended and weren't blocking why the nice reply? I know exactly what i am talking about and certainly don't need someone else to tell me what to think or say. Maybe you weren't blocking, but what you typed/said sure makes one think that you sure were not letting him pass and causing a unsafe condition.

    You defending yourself says a lot.
    I merely told you what happened, I explained myself. I had nothing to defend. Besides, why would I be defending myself, you said your post wasn't aimed at me right? (Even though it was posted after mine and was remarkably focused on what I said) but hey, if you weren't man enough to say it was about me, what do I have do defend against?

    But in the end, I would be defending myself against you and the other driver that were both insanely stupid, you who made a pathetic dash into the Wal-mart in an equally pathetic attempt to evade law enforcement and your buddy, Speed Racer, captain of the smooth passes. Haha, against that collective brain power? Not a chance.

    Rock on cool guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glides
    I merely told you what happened, I explained myself. I had nothing to defend. Besides, why would I be defending myself, you said your post wasn't aimed at me right? (Even though it was posted after mine and was remarkably focused on what I said) but hey, if you weren't man enough to say it was about me, what do I have do defend against?

    But in the end, I would be defending myself against you and the other driver that were both insanely stupid, you who made a pathetic dash into the Wal-mart in an equally pathetic attempt to evade law enforcement and your buddy, Speed Racer, captain of the smooth passes. Haha, against that collective brain power? Not a chance.

    Rock on cool guy.
    It ended 4 days ago move on buddy...learn to move on. I am done with this e-crap. Feel free to keep on posting .

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    this **** got gay all of a sudden

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    Quote Originally Posted by UpSideDownDesi
    It ended 4 days ago move on buddy...learn to move on. I am done with this e-crap. Feel free to keep on posting .
    Lol. Gracious bow out.

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    i like pie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    i like pie.
    i like tandoori chicken

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    i like pie.
    we all like pie
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    i dont like santa run...
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    Quote Originally Posted by UpSideDownDesi
    i like tandoori chicken
    f uck yes.

    Learning everyday.

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