Marijuana in the firewood

[Spectic Tank]

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

[MistaCee]

LOL reps

[XLR8NMR2]

SMELLS LIKE SOME SNITCHES UP IN THIS PIECE

[Spectic Tank]

SMELLS LIKE SOME SNITCHES UP IN THIS PIECE

Ur upper lip

[XLR8NMR2]

GOOD ONE........


































NOT

[blackboi50]

HELLZ NAH.......that one made me shake my head!!!....1

[DieselNuts]

lol, i heard it before, but still a good one.

SMELLS LIKE SOME SNITCHES UP IN THIS PIECE

what the hell is that suppose to mean?

[1000cckiller]

lolol

[1000cckiller]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Spectic Tank again.