Results 1 to 12 of 12

Thread: Ever wondered...

Hybrid View

  1. #1
    The Thread Reaper.. The Ninja's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    K-Town!
    Age
    36
    Posts
    7,655
    Rep Power
    31

    Default Ever wondered...

    How many five year olds you could beat up at the same time?

    Heres the rules:


    How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?
    The specifics:
    - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
    - You are not allowed to touch a wall.
    - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
    - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
    - The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
    - There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
    * The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

    I've always wondered this, but since beating up 5 year olds is frowned upon morally and legally punishable, I've refrained from such activity. There is a quiz, but its down. I'll post it when it gets back up.

    EDIT** HERE is the site, still waiting for it to get back up.
    Last edited by d-ninja; 12-14-2007 at 10:22 AM.

  2. #2
    IA's MIA'r Sammich's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Killin all imposter Sammiches
    Posts
    59,408
    Rep Power
    140

    Default

    i stomped on a couple of 4year olds if that counts for anything...



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

  3. #3
    Your Favorite O.G XLR8NMR2's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    your neigboorhood crack house.
    Posts
    3,500
    Rep Power
    22

    Default

    hmmmmmmmmm


  4. #4
    The Thread Reaper.. The Ninja's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    K-Town!
    Age
    36
    Posts
    7,655
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    4yr olds don't count.

  5. #5
    IA's MIA'r Sammich's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Killin all imposter Sammiches
    Posts
    59,408
    Rep Power
    140

    Default

    oh well my bad...w/ ya weak sig



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

  6. #6
    The Thread Reaper.. The Ninja's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    K-Town!
    Age
    36
    Posts
    7,655
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    oh well my bad...w/ ya weak sig
    I got my asian chicks than you can handle. Bish.

  7. #7
    IA's MIA'r Sammich's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Killin all imposter Sammiches
    Posts
    59,408
    Rep Power
    140

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    I got my asian chicks than you can handle. Bish.



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

  8. #8
    2 Legit 2 Quit Kelly's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Kennesaw
    Age
    39
    Posts
    7,341
    Rep Power
    30

    Default

    Lupus???

  9. #9
    Banned ZeDFuNk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Duluth
    Age
    38
    Posts
    1,359
    Rep Power
    0

    Default

    at least 50.

  10. #10
    I've got a job... Killer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Marietta
    Posts
    16,693
    Rep Power
    42

    Default

    that really would be awesome....

  11. #11
    The Thread Reaper.. The Ninja's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    K-Town!
    Age
    36
    Posts
    7,655
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    more*

    I was distracted by the combination of your sig, and my sig.

  12. #12
    IA's MIA'r Sammich's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Killin all imposter Sammiches
    Posts
    59,408
    Rep Power
    140

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    more*

    I was distracted by the combination of your sig, and my sig.
    definitely enough to distract superman himself lolz



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
About us
ImportAtlanta is a community of gearheads and car enthusiasts. It does not matter what kind of car or bike you drive, IA is an open community for any gearhead. Whether you're looking for advice on a performance build or posting your wheels for sale, you're welcome here!
Announcement
Welcome back to ImportAtlanta. We are currently undergoing many changes, so please report any issues you encounter with the site using the 'Contact Us' button below. Thank you!