Frist of all, this noob has got to be the dumbest, and most idiotic piece of noob sh!t I have ever seen on IA. I mean asking for it? Jesus, were you the kid at the senior prom that took the ugliest and fattest chick, just hoping that she'd let you dip your wick in her at the end of the night, only to be left by yourself, so inturn you cry, and watch gay porn, with a smile on your face? Must be bad to be in your shoes buddy, All you can talk about is monkeys? What's the deal!?!?!? I know you keep talking about monkeys to cover up the fact that you are a goat fawker? amirite, amirite?

So now I must say you, Sir, are a waste of breath. You should just go DIAF! If that doesnt do it, follow these steps as follows:

1) Cut arm off!
2) Pour honey on nub
3) Jump in an ant-bed
4) Roll around in it
5) Then go diaf!