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    Default Two Ladies Talking In Heaven...

    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sadie. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I froze to Death.
    2nd woman: How Horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ... "we'd both still be alive."



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    I searched and found nothing.


    Link?

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    yes indeed...repost...



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    hahahaha

    VAL FOR PRESIDENT

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    Lirl

    I'm actually not going to yell repost this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSiChic
    hahahaha



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    HERES A NEWER JOKE


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    Hah...women jokes.

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    Damn repost
    View the world through a dogs eyes, if you can't screw it or eat it, pi$$ on it and walk away.

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    shouldnt they be in hell instead
    dont take anything i say srsly. its the interwebs.


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAH nice!!!
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