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    Default f'd up laws

    Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." (umm ok, I'm sure the lamb appreciates that one)

    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (OK, like THAT makes sense... )

    In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

    Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the decease must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (a brick?????)

    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (wonder< how they enforce that one??)

    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilegeof having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (now let's just think for a minute...is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

    In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (the husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any mannerdesired.)

    Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (of course!!)

    In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (I shudder at the thought)

    In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (...we have to presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law...?)

    In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what?)

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    the last one kinda makes sense in a wierd way





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    Bored much?

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    yep , killin time b4 work

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    A Mitsubishi dealer up here did a Topless car sale for a weekend.. I flew off island to go check it out.. fun shiat... worth the flight off this damn cold ass rock of an island.. damn the weather sucks up here right now.. F*Cking snow is coming and shiat and I'm pedaling my ass around for now...



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    I would like to apply for the job in Guam

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    that's it.... i'm moving to Guam....
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    Hell you have to have a permit for F*ckin bullets here...



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    Quote Originally Posted by eViLMunkey
    Hell you have to have a permit for F*ckin bullets here...

    I mean, that makes sense, f*cking a bullet COULD be potentially dangerous, especially if it's a rimfire round.

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    mother and daughter...that would be sexy as hail if they are both attractive
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    thats some deep ****! in other countrys when you steal they cut your hand off, so guess what happens if you rape somebody.... need them laws over here cause folks are a lil crazy nowadays
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