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  1. 07-29-2005, 01:16 PM #1
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    Default A rope walks into a bar......

    The barman says, "Im sorry we dont serve rope in this bar get the hell out of here"

    So the rope goes outside ruffles up his hair and twists himself into a loop.

    He then goes back in. The Barman goes "arent you the rope that just walked in here", the rope replies

    "Nope Im a frayed-knot"
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    i think this is like the grandson of a repost
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    not funnay.

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    Fuck you guys thats funny!! see-----> hahahahahahahah lol hehehahaha
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    naw homie... and i am typically easily amused
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    a mushroom walks in the bar and orders a drink...bartender says, "we dont serve your kind", mushroom says, "why not, Im a fun-gi" hehe
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    lol i got one for you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    lol i got one for you...

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  16. 07-29-2005, 01:37 PM #16
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    a guy walks into a bar and says ouch!
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    a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks him..."hey, why the long face?"
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    2 guys walk into a bar, the bartender asks " are you gay"

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    a ham sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says....."hey, we don't serve food here!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by boosted1jz
    a guy walks into a bar and says ouch!

    The one I heard is...


    Three guys walk into a bar.. one ducks.
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    theres 2 muffins in an oven.

    one muffin turns to the other and says. "DAMN! It's hot in here!!"

    so the other muffin says, "holy shit, a talking muffin"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Subleg4
    The barman says, "Im sorry we dont serve rope in this bar get the hell out of here"

    So the rope goes outside ruffles up his hair and twists himself into a loop.

    He then goes back in. The Barman goes "arent you the rope that just walked in here", the rope replies

    "Nope Im a frayed-knot"
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    2 gay guys are in a bar. One asks the other "Can i push your stool in for you?"
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  27. 07-29-2005, 03:26 PM #27
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    gross....
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    I like mine better...

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