Quote Originally Posted by Bballjamal
Aww man I had this happen around 5/6th grade. We used to basically do homerun derby in the street where I grew up and I just bought this brand new aluminum bat. NOBODY had a bat like that back then, lucky if it was even a wooden bat. I had to get in the house as it was getting dark (like everyones curfew back then) but these focks wanted to hold my bat. Mind you, this bat was sort of a prized possesion as it hit the tennis balls the furthest and it was branda.s.s new. I yell some words he yells some words, throws my motherfocking bat down the road opposite of my direction and walked in his house laughing. I get my bat, walk in the house, and just hit the dude in the back and started kicking him when his dad came running down jacking me up close to the ceiling saying he'd kill me the next time he saw me even 1 house away from his. Mind you this kid was in 8th grade which meant he looked 5x bigger than me at the time, so i naturally thought the bat would do more damage than I could.

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So basically you are saying that you are a washed up gangster cause that ****s pretty hood. WTF happened? ha ha j/k man good story.