Twas the month b4 christmas

[Dracc]

[QUOTE=Echonova][QUOTE=Dracc]By Rafael De La Dracc



twas the month before christmas and i'm still broke as hell
Maybe i should rob a bank and pray i dont go to jail
Daughter wants Dora son wants a toy car
tell them little bastards to wish apon a star

thinking to myself house christmas will succ
no bothering to put up a tree cause i dont really give a fucc
turkey and pie is all i need
and a good food ball game on tv i see

kids are mad and really up said
cause daddy didnt get his unemployment checc
no gifts for mom or kids around
but a shut the fucc up and sit yo ass down

B*tch started yellin, and actin out
So I raised my pimp hand, gonna show her what I'm about
Just three strikes, is all it took
To get that b*tches attitude shook
Now the da kids are crying, 'bout their moms
If I lived in Palestine I'd strap them 'lil bastards with bombs

~insert hook~

Why can't Saint Nick just let me be
if I see that mother f*cker he'd better flee
'cause if I don't get a Playstation 3, in my hands
I'll tune his ass, like a guitar string at a Battle of the Bands
Now I'm out dis mother f*cker
if you read the whole thing you're a b*tch a$$ sucker

hahahah tr00f

[Echonova]

hahahah tr00f

You damn right Nucca it's da tr00f
Nuttin I spit comes out if it ain't 100 proof
Hard to believe this old white man is runnin da mike
all you b*tch made haters can all take a hike
cause it's my turn to rap about dis holiday
The way ya'll wait for presents, is really kinda gay
When I want something you know I just take it
your girl loves me because, her orgasm... she doesn't have to fake it


~insert hook~


Now I'm about to leave this thread
Some sucker comes up with a better rhyme I'll kill their b*tch a$$ dead