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    here's another

    it involves my friend and his sister. heres how it goes. one day i spent the night at my friends house. well i woke up the next morning to see this fine ass chick standing in the door with boy shorts on and a tank top on. well at this point i didnt know it was his sister. later on that day i told my friend that i was going to **** his sister. well apparently he didnt believe me because he said go ahead. so what did i do, the same thing any other heterosexual male would do. i ****ed her. then a couple days later i was telling my friend about this girl i had sex with right and telling him how good it was because she was allergic to latex and i didnt have to wear a condom(this was the part were he shouldve caught on but didnt) so im telling him more about how tight her ***** was and ****, i mean she had the best looking ***** ive ever seen. its the kind that makes your mouth water just by looking at it. well after i get done telling him all the details he asked who she was, so i told him, and to my surprise he didnt actually care. in part because i immediately told him that he said i could. after that time any friend of his that said they were going to **** his sister he took them more seriously and told them in no certain terms that he would beat there ass.
    lolol

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    this tread would kick so much less ass without the anonymity. Not knowing who it is, is half the fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KPowerEP3
    this tread would kick so much less ass without the anonymity. Not knowing who it is, is half the fun.

    precisely

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    My aunt is a smokin hot MILF....I'm not blood-related to her, just my uncle.

    Is that wrong?

    I won't lie, she has some nice ****in' titties, and a nice, smooth ass I just want to eat dinner off of.
    another

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeD
    Lololololol


    *DEAD* lmafo @ the words "shat", "britches" & the fact he wasn't alone when it happened...hope his roomate isn't an IA member thats reading this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    *DEAD* lmafo @ the words "shat", "britches" & the fact he wasn't alone when it happened...hope his roomate isn't an IA member thats reading this thread
    lmao i know right!

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    this thread is full of win

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    why wasn't this thread ever thought of before? I wish I had a good dirty secret =(
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    haha, i dont know! this **** is gold.. i need more secrets!!!

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    Great thread and genuis f'in idea for it......

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    i need more secrets! send!

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    i have a secret, ZeD and i make passionate but sex love every sat night, while watching american idol re-runs.....















    just kidding, Zed this thread rocks. more secrets!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeD
    only the first post was other forum... LOL
    ehh...fug it everybody do what they do....



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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    ehh...fug it everybody do what they do....

    lololol

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    This is an awesome thread and great read, but you have to think how much of this stuff is made up. Anonymous or not, lolol. Plus reps to you, ZeD. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    This is an awesome thread and great read, but you have to think how much of this stuff is made up. Anonymous or not, lolol. Plus reps to you, ZeD. Later, QD.
    i concur, he's been repped i'm sure he's got a shatload of reps just from this thread alone!



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    GENIUS I SAY!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    i concur, he's been repped i'm sure he's got a shatload of reps just from this thread alone!
    hadrly any! and QD, made up or not.. very interesting indeed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeD
    hadrly any! and QD, made up or not.. very interesting indeed!
    That's what I'm saying. I guarantee at least 75% are fake, if not more, but it is wonderful storytelling. Lolol. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!


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    lol @ thread good ****

    The EMPIRE

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    That's what I'm saying. I guarantee at least 75% are fake, if not more, but it is wonderful storytelling. Lolol. Later, QD.

    yea.. not sure if i believe the guy with the speaker scamming!

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    lmao. wow. nice thread

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    My current boyfriend thinks I was a virgin when we got together, but really I'd had sex with 3 guys before him
    OH DAMN!!!! THIS IS SAUCY MATERIAL RIGHT HERE, GUYS ON IA BETTER CHECK YO BITCHES.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeD
    OH DAMN!!!! THIS IS SAUCY MATERIAL RIGHT HERE, GUYS ON IA BETTER CHECK YO BITCHES.
    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FUCKING OWNED. +1 LMFAO
    BUY MY NEW BOOK! ITS CALLED, IF YOU LIKE IMPORTANTLANTA THERE'S A STRONG CHANCE YOU'RE A FAGGOT

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    lmao @ this thread. reps to you ZeD.


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    Thread of the year material right here.
    IA Rules doesn't allow these images in sigs

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    This is pretty go stuff. +100
    N/A>>><<<BOOST

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    lols!

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ZeD again.
    Quote Originally Posted by csmiths View Post
    He has an sr with cams and shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FUCKING OWNED. +1 LMFAO
    lmao yea, someones getting royally pwned.. and the best part is, IM THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS WHO! HAHA

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    another

    I once stuck my dog's ******* on my friends nose when he was sleeping. he was annoying so we kept farting on him and then this idea hit me.

    grab the dog!

    his nose actually went into his butt and me and my other friends could not stop laughing I had to run into my backyard or I was gonna wake him up.

    also,

    I once got a blowjob in my friend's laundry room during his graduation party from his cousin. I never told him or anyone else since he told me not to mess around with her. but my other friend was hitting on her, and I just wanted to prove to myself that I was better at macking girls than he was, so I played her.

    as a side story: about a year or two later this same girl was at a party we had and my friend went down on her and later that night he was rushed to the hospital because his throat swelled shut. she had the herps and gave it to him.
    Editorial comment....... how does herpes cause your throat to swell shut? It's a virus..... not an allergen

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    MORE STORIES!!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!

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    another..

    I'm bisexual... and my wife doesn't know, but I got my **** sucked by a male coworker in the parking lot after hours at work last night...

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    ok ZED please tell us who's secret that is^. that way we can flame him endlessly for being a fag. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeD
    another..





    Sorry...sometimes I jump to conclusions
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    who is the homo?




    <---Click it.

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    Lolol i wish i knew who the homo was.. the emails are anonymous too im sure!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeD
    another..
    I'm bisexual... and my wife doesn't know, but I got my **** sucked by a male coworker in the parking lot after hours at work last night...

    holeee shatner!!
    there's a gay ninja on IA!?


    wow...just wow....



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    When I was like 7, I took a sh!t standing up. With my pants on. Lolol.

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    So not too long back, my mom told me a story that when I was a little baby that one time I took a **** on the floor, played with it like play-do, and then actually ate some of it. Needless to say I didn't believe her until she showed me a picture of me doing it... I still don't see why she thought it was better to take a picture rather than to stop me from eating my own ****.
    LMAO!

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