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I once stuck my dog's ******* on my friends nose when he was sleeping. he was annoying so we kept farting on him and then this idea hit me.

grab the dog!

his nose actually went into his butt and me and my other friends could not stop laughing I had to run into my backyard or I was gonna wake him up.

also,

I once got a blowjob in my friend's laundry room during his graduation party from his cousin. I never told him or anyone else since he told me not to mess around with her. but my other friend was hitting on her, and I just wanted to prove to myself that I was better at macking girls than he was, so I played her.

as a side story: about a year or two later this same girl was at a party we had and my friend went down on her and later that night he was rushed to the hospital because his throat swelled shut. she had the herps and gave it to him.
Editorial comment....... how does herpes cause your throat to swell shut? It's a virus..... not an allergen