i was really beinging to like this thread! very humors, need someone else to tell us their dirty little secret.
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i was really beinging to like this thread! very humors, need someone else to tell us their dirty little secret.
spectic tanks doings...
lmao wow diesel.. hvaen't seen you post in forever.
p.s.
i've got more secrets waiting to be posted.. ill wait till primetime though.. maybe monday or so :D
glad u like it. why dont YOU contribute. :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by dc2teg2006
I don't have many secrets.........but:
Got head in church
Got laid in church parking lot
****ed ex-gf the night before she got married
****ed a girl while fingering her younger sis (gf thought sis was sleeping, 1 week later I ****ed the younger sis also)
Gave a dumb (but hot) young **** a vodka and piss cocktail (she drank it all) because she cockblocked her friend
And I have more that I'd rather keep to myself.
c'mon details and stories are more interesting. To actually see how it all happened and why. :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by d993s
lol i think me letting these two hot 15 year old girls that were friends go at sucking me off is a nice memory
yea.. those could've been some pretty good secrets if he spruced em up with details!Quote:
Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0
lol also on night i stayed at this girls house that i was dating at the time ****ed her a few times she finally fell alseep so i got up and got in the floor and started kissing and touching her best friend and ended up ****ing her too. she never told her until that girl cheated on me and got nocked up lol
eh i have done some other not so proud things with certain girls at church and school
That would take several hours and pages, and I'll most likely remember more, which would make it even longer.........like one time when a couple of us went to Pink Pony with this annoying Asian chick.........and later her ex-bf picked her up. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0
You mean NAMES??? I still wanna live, and out of jail.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeDFuNk
lolol. say what ya want, i dont give a fùck no more. :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by d993s
ahaha i can't say names either cause the girls are just now 16 :D well the ones that sucked me off last winter lol
Relax, man. I'm just ****ing with you. Nothing happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0
hmmmmm
i must repeat....the idea here ZED is epic!
*takes a bow*Quote:
Originally Posted by ahmonrah
a thank you. ill post some more stuff up tomorrow :]
since you asked... This is one of my embrassing moment back in 6th grade..Quote:
Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0
Here it goes, well it was like around 1pm on a hot sunny afternoon when i was in my 4 peroid class, I was doing some math problems that was assign to us, while suddenly I had the urge to go.:yes: So I tried to hold it in until school was over (3:20) but, as my mind kept wondering away from the work, to what was really bothering me. I decided to ask the teacher if I could go to the restroom. She said yes, so I took the pass and rush to the bathroom. While on my way to the bathroom, there was one of my classmate from a different period wondering around, (annoying little son of a *****) I ignore him and continue to go to the restroom. when i enter the restroom, I looked at all the stall to decide which one would be suitable to use. Well, with dismay all of it was nasty looking. As I was pondering about it,the annoying son of a ***** came into the restroom and started asking me question. as I stare at him, I suddenly decide to let one rip (it was the bathroom), but gas was not the only thing that came out!!:cry: He suddenly asked me what was that smell, and I just ran out the restroom. Panicking(spelling) I had serveral though running through my mind at once. 1. should I just skip school and run home (20 min walk). 2 call my folks to pick me up. floating back to earth, both options were not doable, because I never skipped class before and was afraid to get caught(worst get caught and have full of doodo)lol .2 my parents were at work, so no one could take me home. So I was left with the option to return to class, but by the time I got back to class, the class had ended!!! What a releif!!
But... 5th period was next!!! my spanish class. while i sat in there motionless. sweat running for my face. people had a funny look on their faces, I knew that they smell something bad and it was ME!!!! lol, but I said nothing and did nothing until the class was over though people started asking what was that... Then 6th period roll by. Thanks god it was PE. It was hot in the gym so the doors were open. So all through out the class I stood right next to the further end of the gym door, where not a lot of people played at and just advoided people.Some of my friend asked me to play ball, i was like :umno: .Long story short. after school I walked home, with a pants full of crushy, smelly **** turing as I walked it was very uncomfortable feeling. Most embrassing moment in my life!! but now as i look back on it, it funny in a way!!! lol
hope you enjoyed my pain, and embrassment!!!:tongue1::D
Wow that's gross
I wish i had a dirty secret to share
**** happen!!! lol :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kdanzig
ummm why did you go into the stall and empty your draws?
it was not the solid kinda waste, it was the umm you get my point..:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
also i was panicking!! wasn't thinking str8:???:
lmao, i woulda just ****ing left and went home.
^^u commin over bish so we can make our own dirty secret?
you should come down here tonight, im gonna go to the GA Dome and watch some football when i get off work.. you should come.. then we can either stay down here or head back up to your place.. sound good?
you could of just took your draws off and free balled the rest of the day... ad btw fag lovers you should come to gainesvegas
few of this:cheers: +:bump: then this:idb: =:gay: :bannana:Quote:
Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
they already have a Ghey relationship in more ways than one
LMAO!! +1,Quote:
Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
if only i was back in 6th grade. lol
yeah man **** that bs. i once pissed my self during band class when i was in 7th grade lol.
LISTEN HERE YOU FùCKING HATERS! I AM NOT GAY!! IT'S NOT GAY IF HE SUCKS MY DìCK!!!!! AIGHT. GET YO FACTS STRAIGHT.
when i was like 13-14, i was outside and i tried to fart real hard and shat. hahaha. i was wearing shorts so i was lucky. hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
^^ you're a super mod.. but you're not boosted.. :lmfao:
so its not ghey if you both pitch and catch?Quote:
Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0
I once dreamed I was pissing in the bathroom and then all of a sudden I felt something hot and very wet on my body. I woke up laughing and realizing that even tho I was dreaming that I was pissing, I was actually pissing all over the bed and myself, lol.
eh well i had to walk across the band rooom in front of bout 200 people with piss wet pants hahaha thank God for dark blue jeans
that has happened to me. i hate it so much. Im in a deep sleep..and you are dreaming of yourself pissing your so relaxed and calm...until you realize why.Quote:
Originally Posted by AirBrcak
ZEDFUNK-i hate u, and yea i am going. be at ur house by 6?
Funnie ****! Funnie ****!! need more secrets....:lmfao:
awww how sweet they're going on a date tonight ol hey is your dad gonna let you borrow the viper to take your boyfriend out? lol:lmfao: :goodjob: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0