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12-04-2007, 03:23 PM
chinitoxamor

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Originally Posted by hondachik

Lol I've pulled that stunt before...I have done that when I wasn't really feeling the guy and was just horny and wanting to be eaten out...so then when it comes to him wanting some, I pull the "I'm guilty, its too late, maybe another time" stunt...works like a charm every time...Sometimes girls just want the head & no ****...just like sometimes guys want head & no ass. =)

+1 to u for admitting u eat coochie!

i knew her for a long time like years lol, so i went for it but i was like :thinking:

man going home UNPLEASED and HORNY aint fun.. thanks =P for rep
12-04-2007, 04:15 PM
§treet_§peed

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Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0

they gave me super mod powers 3 days ago. lol. :goodjob: and me and you are going to have sex. lol j/k

your a ***** i've been here longer and i haven't got to be a mod yet damnit lol:cry:
12-04-2007, 04:33 PM
AnthonyF

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Originally Posted by §treet_§peed

your a ***** i've been here longer and i haven't got to be a mod yet damnit lol:cry:

:umno: '03 actually 02 but that big crash
12-04-2007, 05:05 PM
hondachik

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Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0

darn...ur missin out. ask PBS, italians do it better. :goodjob:

PBS= Public Broadcasting Station? Lol
12-04-2007, 05:12 PM
AnthonyF

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Originally Posted by hondachik

PBS= Public Broadcasting Station? Lol

shìt, sorry, your a noob. PHATBOISLIM. :)
12-04-2007, 05:19 PM
§treet_§peed

***** i had a name back in 03 too!!!!
12-04-2007, 05:21 PM
AnthonyF

ur just a post whore. lol. it's all good. i gotcho back
12-04-2007, 05:35 PM
hondachik

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Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0

shìt, sorry, your a noob. PHATBOISLIM. :)

isn't that a male? =|
12-04-2007, 05:37 PM
AnthonyF

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Originally Posted by hondachik

isn't that a male? =|

correct :goodjob: we are lovers. just dont tell his wife. :no:
12-04-2007, 06:03 PM
hondachik

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Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0

correct :goodjob: we are lovers. just dont tell his wife. :no:

soo..the secret is that italians do it better because they hump other male friends?

welp, no italian men are foreseen in my future =(
12-04-2007, 06:09 PM
§treet_§peed

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Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0

ur just a post whore. lol. it's all good. i gotcho back

werd to yo motha i got yours
12-04-2007, 06:16 PM
AnthonyF

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Originally Posted by hondachik

soo..the secret is that italians do it better because they hump other male friends?

welp, no italian men are foreseen in my future =(

:smileowne lol. as long as Im doing the humping, im not gaye. hahaha.
12-04-2007, 06:45 PM
hondachik

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Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0

:smileowne lol. as long as Im doing the humping, im not gaye. hahaha.

try vagina in the future...I hear its better:goodjob:
12-04-2007, 09:11 PM
AnthonyF

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Originally Posted by hondachik

try vagina in the future...I hear its better:goodjob:

:rly: i might have to look that word up in the dictionary
12-04-2007, 10:20 PM
Frög

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Originally Posted by chinitoxamor

One night i had a date, you know how it goes, take the girl out to eat and chill with her, obviously i was like a good 15 minutes late on picking her up and i think that was one of the bad part but the worst was the ending, so yeah we're done chilling and she had to get home before morning starts. so here we are in the car down the street from her house and she said"no dont pull up to the house, lets go talk" so she tells me to pullover to this dark end parking lot and turned off the car, and she asked me for a massage and the massage thing ended up being a makeout session in da front seat and turns out she said its only a one time thing so i said im fine with it and i aint got no condom so she said its okay, and im kissing and sucking on her neck and shes just moaning and taking off her top and so we decided to hop in the backseat hahaha best part for her i guess.. so we still making out and im sucking on her nipples.. OMG f*cking nice ass asian nipples especially when you got an asian girl whos a C-CUP.. so yeh continue so on and so on and i take off her jeans and boyshorts and just rubbing her p*ssy and she tells me to put a finger in.. and i did without regretting lol, and i took it out and she looked at me like why i'd took my finger out and i just put my finger in her mouth and then she asked for 2 fingers and then a 3rd and shes just laying there in my backseat moaning and wet, like my backseat was sweating and fogged up windows and i take off my shirt and i get down and i start eating her p*ssy out like damnnn i aint ate in a long time or something .. moaning and screaming and just coming then 15 minutes later i seat up and i pull her over me and im about to get it going and she asked me what time and we stopped.. she was feeling all guilty and i was like whats wrong? so i guess thats the messed up part..i PLEASED her and i go home UNPLEASED and horny .. man f*ckin sh*t.. well thats my story lol

haha happened to me once.. You noobed out and got owned.. This is how you do it:

I was in Atlanta and a old friend/hook up called me and was begging me to pick her and her friend up from a bar in Buckhead and spend the night with her in her bed.

I’m just not feeling it, my d!ck was still sore from another chick the night before, I was tired and probably over my .02 BAC limit.. Then my friends call me all sorts of names and tell me they would definitely hit that if they had a chance.. She would not stop calling and I couldn't make up any more reasons..

So I picked her up and stayed in her dorm at State.. We got in bed, she was definitely feeling it, we were both naked, grinding on each other, licking her nips, making out and feeling each other :blah: :blah: .. Firing on all cylinders, I get stopped while pulling out my condom.. Maybe she wanted head, maybe b/c her friend was sleeping in the same room, maybe because she realized what she was doing to her boyfriend.. I don’t now, but i definitely didn't noob out.. So I just got beside her.. Didn’t get head, didn't fu.ck and was definitely not about to give her head if I wasn't getting none.. You can imagine how my pecker was while spooning her the rest of the night..

Needless to say; :nautjerk: when i got home..
12-04-2007, 11:26 PM
lilmanx01

^****ed. no ***** all that for nothing. forget that making out bs. just leaves you wanting more.

its like.. making out:
......1 min later
......2 mins later.
......3 mins later
......5 mins...STOP! Are we ****ing or are you sucking!?!!

The females need to understand theres no need to tease. Sh*t save that teasing mess for round 3 or something when we need some help getting back up and recharging lols.
12-05-2007, 04:36 PM
hondachik

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Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0

:rly: i might have to look that word up in the dictionary

If not, I hear the p*ssy word works just as well...or poo tang..or kitty kat =)
12-05-2007, 11:10 PM
chinitoxamor

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Originally Posted by hondachik

If not, I hear the p*ssy word works just as well...or poo tang..or kitty kat =)

:D just say it "TEAR MY WALLS DOWN" someone will be over ASAP :lmfao:
12-05-2007, 11:13 PM
chinitoxamor

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Originally Posted by Frög

haha happened to me once.. You noobed out and got owned.. This is how you do it:

I was in Atlanta and a old friend/hook up called me and was begging me to pick her and her friend up from a bar in Buckhead and spend the night with her in her bed.

I’m just not feeling it, my d!ck was still sore from another chick the night before, I was tired and probably over my .02 BAC limit.. Then my friends call me all sorts of names and tell me they would definitely hit that if they had a chance.. She would not stop calling and I couldn't make up any more reasons..

So I picked her up and stayed in her dorm at State.. We got in bed, she was definitely feeling it, we were both naked, grinding on each other, licking her nips, making out and feeling each other :blah: :blah: .. Firing on all cylinders, I get stopped while pulling out my condom.. Maybe she wanted head, maybe b/c her friend was sleeping in the same room, maybe because she realized what she was doing to her boyfriend.. I don’t now, but i definitely didn't noob out.. So I just got beside her.. Didn’t get head, didn't fu.ck and was definitely not about to give her head if I wasn't getting none.. You can imagine how my pecker was while spooning her the rest of the night..

Needless to say; :nautjerk: when i got home..

damnnnnnnn that must made u go crazy and feeling like **** after u left.. man i dont know i dont talk to this girl daily no more, yeh sure ill call her but like once a month hahaha, but if shes ready lets get to :idb:

i guess thats an experiences lol.. OWNED BY GETTING U HARD AND UNPLEASED
12-05-2007, 11:16 PM
Vayda

Is this thread what got the last guy posting emails banned? If not, i'd be able to continue it, i've got an email i'm not doing anything with.
12-06-2007, 12:37 AM
lilmanx01

^yes this is the thread where the creator got banned. and this is also the thread you might as well continue
12-06-2007, 12:42 AM
chinitoxamor

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Originally Posted by lilmanx01

^yes this is the thread where the creator got banned. and this is also the thread you might as well continue

i dont know nothing about that just random ass conversations happening here :lmfao:
12-06-2007, 07:11 AM
Sack Attack

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Originally Posted by Vayda

Is this thread what got the last guy posting emails banned? If not, i'd be able to continue it, i've got an email i'm not doing anything with.

Do you really? I mean, They ARE so hard to come by these days....
12-06-2007, 11:21 AM
Nissan Sean

why did Zed get banned?
12-06-2007, 11:43 AM
AnthonyF

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Originally Posted by Nissan Sean

why did Zed get banned?

WOW mister red box. ask zed. he will tell you.
12-06-2007, 11:47 AM
Nissan Sean

reps can kiss my ass.like i give a **** if i have a red box or green box or orange box or whatverer. how can i ask zed how he got banned,if he got banned?
12-06-2007, 11:52 AM
AnthonyF

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Originally Posted by Nissan Sean

reps can kiss my ass.like i give a **** if i have a red box or green box or orange box or whatverer. how can i ask zed how he got banned,if he got banned?

lol. fiesty. something tells me u might know him....might have to do some research
12-06-2007, 04:39 PM
hondachik

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Originally Posted by chinitoxamor

:D just say it "TEAR MY WALLS DOWN" someone will be over ASAP :lmfao:

Sorry, IA penis is NOT on my Christmas list, lol.
12-06-2007, 04:48 PM
BuBBa DRiFT

zed=maniac

alter egos are banned on IA

/discussion

but CONTINUE THREAD!!!
12-06-2007, 04:53 PM
hondachik

lmfao...haha. are u kidding? why on maniac was he such an *******, then on zed he was nice/okay? wtf, thats a TRUE alter-ego
12-06-2007, 06:49 PM
Sack Attack

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Originally Posted by hondachik

Sorry, IA penis is NOT on my Christmas list, lol.

Sometimes sweety you just get things you dont wish for. J/K:D
12-06-2007, 07:59 PM
willum14pb

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Originally Posted by KiTTY KA-T

zed=maniac

alter egos are banned on IA

/discussion

but CONTINUE THREAD!!!

ZeD was not maniac...., it was kayfuNk
12-06-2007, 08:25 PM
lilmanx01

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Originally Posted by chinitoxamor

i dont know nothing about that just random ass conversations happening here :lmfao:

aff no good
12-07-2007, 02:52 PM
ZeDFuNk

im back bitches.. new secrets to come.
12-07-2007, 02:55 PM
ZeDFuNk

here's another

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I am a active member on this site. I always knew alot about cars, but nothing about modding them. Couple years ago, I did a Major performance mod to my car. I didn't know much about cars. No names, nothing, but a sponsor of IA ripped me off like no other. I had many issues with the car, but no idea what was wrong. They would look over it and charge me a fortune. A good example:

I had part of a downlpipe that needed to be extended about 4 inches or so. Simple right? Cut, put a exhaust tubing there and weld. 30 minutes tops. I got charged almost 300 dollars!! Years after, I had to do something similar and got charged $30 from a other sponsor of IA.

That is not the only thing that I got ripped off on, that shop probably got a good 1500-2000 from me. I still have all the receipts, but what can I say? young and dumb and vulnerable. Its just messed up they did that, and it shows how they are. I didin't know about IA and when they asked me how I knew about them, I said I heard the name from nopi and went online. Im sure if I told them I was from IA I would be at least $1500 richer.
12-07-2007, 03:05 PM
Kdanzig

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Originally Posted by ZeDFuNk

im back bitches.. new secrets to come.

Welcome back!
12-07-2007, 03:06 PM
ZeDFuNk

thanks :]
12-07-2007, 03:07 PM
Spektrewing386

so why banned in the first place?
12-07-2007, 03:07 PM
Vteckidd

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Originally Posted by ZeDFuNk

im back bitches.. new secrets to come.

Good bye
12-07-2007, 03:32 PM
Spectic Tank

lol

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