i've never had a broken bone. a few chips, but i specialize in cuts and skin tears.

i've:
1) torn all the fingernails off of both hands(5 at one time) playing football.

2) pull various metal objects from my body, placed by mean asses...lo!!
darts, knives, skewers, maliciouly placed by people i've fought.

3) had my left hand sliced open from top of the thumbnail to the lower part of the thumb.

4) had my right thumb sliced open to the bone. it was bleeding alot but after the initial slice the pain lasted just a few seconds, then i just pulled it open and looked.

5) sliced my index finger open with a butterfly knife i purchased in chinatown, chicago. it was single edged and i opened it full speed, but with the blade the wrong way....my girl heard me say "aww..dammit!!lol!!!" she came downstairs seen blood covering my hand and dripping on the floor, she puked.....i cleaned it and opened the wound, bone exposed again.

6) had a contussion on my right forearm that burst all the capillaries and blood vessels in the skin and muscles on the front and rear of my forearm. the bone bruised and marrow was damaged , but no break. for weeks you could hear the muscle fibers popping from the coagulated blood in the area of the contussion if i moved and rotated my forearm.

there's more but for now i'll stop there....also had 3 toenails sheared off in the military.