Let's see......
shattered nose - pitbull forehead to the nose
left wrist broken twice, once by an ex bestfriend and once by a now ex-bf
left foot - found while having xrays for a sprained ankle- soccer

As for sprains/strains/ligaments and tendons......the list is LOOONG
both knees, both ankles, right elbow (almost broke it), left shoulder (torn bicep tendon, if i injure it again = surgery), left hip, neck (playin church league woman's softball)