Originally Posted by
Pickleteg
Well....I have a story...it involves a drunk ass GI and a German..yes...a German midget. I was really drunk one night at a club in Germany and I got called on the floor by a chick so I went down to check it out. Well, I start dancing with this "short" chick and I soon realize that this short chick is standing on a ledge. Yeah...so I realize" I am dancing and making out with a midget!" So, being the drunk ass I was, I got in a car with some buddies and took the midget home. Well...at that time our gates to get in post were guarded by the German Army and we could not take visitors on-post until 6 AM. ****ty for me is that it was 5:45 and the Germans would not let us on. So, my buddies did the nice thing and made me and her get out of the car and wait outside the gate til 6. So, I am standing there out in the 35 degree weather, drunk, with a midget and watching German Soldiers laugh at me. Yep...it gets better. I finally get on post and as I walk up to my room I realize my boss is doing Charge of Quarters duty (meaning he sits at a desk all night and makes sure nothing crazy happens in the barracks). So, he spots me and gives me a crazy look. I took her into my room and killed it LOL. Well, to make a long story short my nickname at work for the next 2 years was "Midget ******". I know you may be thinking this is bull**** but I can't make this story up LOL.
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