GUYS - If someone sleeps with your significant other...

[Sammich]

"The pen is mightier than the sword"

according to the Glides

"The penis is mightier than the sword"

[Glides]

This may be a tad extreme...I personally would NOT want to have sex with someone after they slept with someon else. But I agree, play it cool, document, document, document and then when she least expects it- DING DONG "Mrs. ?~You've been served!"

"The pen is mightier than the sword"

This is the generation of Extreme. Nothing says hatred like a torn up bung after coming home from your nice and loving new boyfriend on the side. I smile when I think of the scenario......"Que flashback music"

She's all smiling and happy because sh'e found new love. He treats her with respect and shows her the caring she so desperatly needs. She bounces up the drive, puts her little key in the door ever so softly so as not to disturb you. Pushing open the door she's greeted by ME, naked, **** on hard ready to lay down the law. So instead of having to explain herself by refusing sex to you, she thinks "Oh, it will be over soon and I can go back to happy thoughts"

Heh, scratch that because Captain Bung Destroyer is in the hizzouse. You start slow, fake a pull out and then ram it home while holding her head and yelling insults at her like she was a bad circus animal. Slap her ass, call her a cowpatty and make her say who's whore she is. Then introduce her to GagReflex.com and only when she's vomited and tears streaming down her face like the Army was letting water out of Lanier, tell her you are sorry and that Satan was in you.

Yea, that's about how it should go. Send her back to her new boyfriend with a purpose. No need to beat him up, you beat up the hole he hides in.

[Sammich]

all i heard was

" But I am a girl, what do I know, right?

DING DING DING DING DING

[imbosile]

But I am a girl

oh well there's your problem right there

[Glides]

Well, since I have a vagina...and not a ****, I care what I put in it! I won't play sloppy seconds to anyone.

Now if the thought of me throwing him down on the floor when he comes home from "his little interlude", climbing on top of him and as I am riding him hard, slowly RAM my dildo in HIS ******* sounds like sweet revenge, then I understand where you are coming from. But simply turning down their advances later, watch them foam from the inside out, seems so much more cruel and painful. But I am a girl, what do I know, right?

K first off. We KNOW you are a girl. You don't have to keep telling us that.

Secondly. If you are getting your revenge, why in the hell would you SLOWLY slide it in his ass? See, that's where girls fail right there. You are just too nice. Like all the "I think we should talk it out, and you should talk it out with her to find out her feelins" SHE ****ED A DUDE....I could care a crap less what her feelings are. So, I think the dildo should go in a like warp 6, dry. Stop being a girl and rage up woman. Damm. "Picard to bridge, warp 6 on my command"

Thirdly. What in the hell is the fun of getting cheated on, dumped on and then just saying "Oh well, I guess I just had that one a commin, i'll move on to the next ***** that will own me with my friends" To hell with that. I'm gonna make sure that ho damm well thinks 3 times before letting peoples ****s fly in her while we are dating.

Everytime she looks at a guy while she's dating someone, she will clench that bung and grimace in pain cause that guy could do the same thing to pink trap. That'll learn her.

[RandomGuy]

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[Stormhammer]

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LOL! Reps for that movie!

[thinkfast®]

MOB atif, dont ever forget it

if shes a bottom b.itch you wont have worries like that, and you wont ever hear that kinda mess if ya layin the game down rite.. I aint catchin no case over a female, u got me fuc.ked up.. all you lames out there catchin feelings for these broads and gettn all sappy and talkn bout counseling lolol stop listenin to that r&b BS homey time to wise up

MOB baby

[Magnus213]

I would beat the snot out of the guy and leave the woman. The woman would deserve the beating, but since that's never an option for a real gentleman. I'd just let her know what she did to me and leave her forever.

[Sammich]

LMFAO @ the only way to beat up a girl

[Kevykev]

Just drop 'em show that you're the bigger person!!!

Sucks to be in that position though

[K20A2_DC5]

I would break up with my girlfriend and let it go, it's not worth continuing this relationship.......

[Reaper]

"Guns don't kill people, Husbands that come home early do"

I agree with Glides though +1

[Sammich]

FYPette some girl try some bull**** like that w/ me she guaranteed to get thrown off me

[Sammich]

lol

[Sammich]

LMFAO @ CIVIC 95 +10

[quickdodge®]

and the other guy knows that your girl is married to you or has been with you for over 3 years....( im saying 3 years, because there is a difference when your in love with someone and not - I figure if your with someone for 3 years you are probably in love with by then..i hope)

What would you do?

Would you go out and beat that guys ass and leave your girl?

Would you drop your girl and just call it a day and find more a$$?

What would you do?

I was thinking about this deeply cause me and my wife have haters which we know of that are always talking ****...

I have been married to my wife for 8 years now, we know everything about each other..

I was thinking to myself...would it really be worth it if I find out she had slept with someone and they knew she was married. Would it be worth it for me to go beat his ass, or just to let it ride and drop your lady, or let your lady know and be like thats straight - I got something on you? What if you find out years later?

Everything is cool in my relationship just to let EVERYONE know. Just so I dont start getting a 100 phone calls from everyone asking if everything is cool...LOL..

Let me know what you all think..

Atif. I didn't want you to find out this way. If there is ANYTHING I can do to make this right. It really was an accident. JaimeCBR was drunk and I told him not to do it. Later, QD.

[Sammich]

Atif. I didn't want you to find out this way. If there is ANYTHING I can do to make this right. It really was an accident. JaimeCBR was drunk and I told him not to do it. Later, QD.

somebody got the

[ZeD]

if she cheated on you, you're not providing properly. take it upon yourself to be a better lover, but then still dump the cheating ****. Learn from your mistake. Why be mad at the guy? even if he knew. i'd be thanking him for letting me know my woman's a dirty *****, and then i'd shake his hand for out mackin me. know im say?

[PSINXS]

First there is no excuse for cheating.

If he knew she was married then he needs his ass beat and she needs to be kicked to the curb. Any woman that will even allow that is trash and you shouldnt think twice about leaving her. Hope you got prenup.

[Sammich]

u got prenup?

[Sammich]

i can't see them..i demand pics

[Big Baller]

At first you don't do anything, then you slowly plot youre revenge....document everything, cash out all youre savings and then move it all somewhere where she can't get to it. After that start selling ****, all youre **** her ****....all of it, tell her you have gambling problem and you are paying off all youre debts. When there is nothing left, thats when you send her the papers. Even if she cheated on you shes going to get between 50 and 25% of the assets.

As far as her little **** buddy goes, who gives a ****, I might pay somebody to kick his ass, I mean someone random but its probally not really worth it.

[TheDarkRacer]

^^^^ you sir.....are my hero.... reps fo joo!!!

[onebadgt]

i would leave her, after ****ing someone related to her or her best friend or someone close, then i would castrate the guy. however you spell that

[Master Shake]

other dude would be getting the baseball bat and i better be getting half of her ****.

[Mayniac]

Man, I missed all the action(bashing on a chick thread) from that 'chell chick. Girls, what do they know about this subject?

[tony]

As someone who is kind of going through a situation like this.. its a lot more complicated than just getting revenge especially when kids are involved. Manhood tells you to confront the guy but ultimately the significant other is the one who made the situation what it is.

Some people cheat because they are insecure and the extra attention validates them, its not necessarily saying something is wrong with you but rather that person. If you love them then seek counseling, otherwise the best revenge is to simply do well for yourself, if your feelings were genuine then she will realize what she missed out on.

[Glides]

As someone who is kind of going through a situation like this.. its a lot more complicated than just getting revenge especially when kids are involved. Manhood tells you to confront the guy but ultimately the significant other is the one who made the situation what it is.

Some people cheat because they are insecure and the extra attention validates them, its not necessarily saying something is wrong with you but rather that person. If you love them then seek counseling, otherwise the best revenge is to simply do well for yourself, if your feelings were genuine then she will realize what she missed out on.

Kids change everything. You just can't go around ripping up the bung of your kids mother. Thats just unruly. It would make Christmas uneasy if she had to sit on an o-ring at the dinner table.

In your case things have to be handled much like a fragile piece of pottery. Deep down, you know you just want to hurl it down on the ground and smash it but you have to hold it gently and keep it safe until you reach the counter that you can leave it on. Unfortunatly though, with kids, the man usually gets his bung torn up by the judge.

Good luck man.

[Tasuki_Civic]

As someone who is kind of going through a situation like this.. its a lot more complicated than just getting revenge especially when kids are involved. Manhood tells you to confront the guy but ultimately the significant other is the one who made the situation what it is.

Some people cheat because they are insecure and the extra attention validates them, its not necessarily saying something is wrong with you but rather that person. If you love them then seek counseling, otherwise the best revenge is to simply do well for yourself, if your feelings were genuine then she will realize what she missed out on.

yea thats another reason

[3.5altman]

Its not just about sex, you are talking about a person you love and a person you are married too! My wife, is my wife, dont touch my ****! Same thing with my Gf, cheat if she wants to, be her lost! Karma comes back and will bite you in the ass! I would be highly pissed, i do not know what i would do, my mind gets crazy at times. If your gonna **** around why be in a relationship in the first place?

[Tasuki_Civic]

and the other guy knows that your girl is married to you or has been with you for over 3 years....( im saying 3 years, because there is a difference when your in love with someone and not - I figure if your with someone for 3 years you are probably in love with by then..i hope)

What would you do?

Would you go out and beat that guys ass and leave your girl?

Would you drop your girl and just call it a day and find more a$$?

What would you do?

I was thinking about this deeply cause me and my wife have haters which we know of that are always talking ****...

I have been married to my wife for 8 years now, we know everything about each other..

I was thinking to myself...would it really be worth it if I find out she had slept with someone and they knew she was married. Would it be worth it for me to go beat his ass, or just to let it ride and drop your lady, or let your lady know and be like thats straight - I got something on you? What if you find out years later?

Everything is cool in my relationship just to let EVERYONE know. Just so I dont start getting a 100 phone calls from everyone asking if everything is cool...LOL..

Let me know what you all think..

First why beat the other guys ass just for gettin some cooter? thats just stupid... unless you all were mutual friends.

"usually" women step out for an actual reason. if you know your wife wasnt loose like that when you first got up then that mite mean your lacking in your part that she hadnt discussed or she mite have discussed with you and you didnt take it under consideration. Most people can tell when their loved one is not focused on their relationship. man or woman.....its just if they choose to see it and except it or not.

the only way you know if your able to work on it and if its worth it is if you 'know who" you married and who are you married to now. then you know your value. cant really go by what other pple say (stay or let them go) they dont know you guys whole story.

[Tasuki_Civic]

alot of men say "dont touch my wife....blah blah blah"

but when you were single (alot of men) dont give a ish cause its not their responsibility if she gets caught. at the end of the night you dont have to answer to someone and you can go on your merry way as if it never happened. "homewrecker" but it aint unusual that men ufck other pples wives as if its nothing.

i wouldnt get mad at the female. i would be disappointed but she wouldnt be my concern. my husband would be. i know their are women out here that dont care. but i still take the chance of having a husband that i think i can trust.

[3.5altman]

^^good points girly! Apprciate the femal inputs on this

[3.5altman]

yep i thought i heard a gun go off

[Gutling]

I would not be mad at the other dude, its the hos fault. I was not married to the man, i was married to the woman. I always told my friends, if some girl im with wants to mess around with them, lol then by all means beat that thing up, but let me know so i can drop her. Why the hell would some of you want to beat the dudes ass and try to work it out with her? you werent with the dude for 3 years, or married to him. if anything ***** slap her, shake his hand for saving you many more years of hardship with a ho that didnt care about you to begin with (and dont say maybe it was a mistake, what she tripped, fell and landed on his ****? she knew wtf she was doing) should high five the dude and see if she wants to gang, then leave her.

[Glides]

if anything ***** slap her, shake his hand for saving you many more years of hardship with a ho that didnt care about you to begin with (and dont say maybe it was a mistake, what she tripped, fell and landed on his ****? she knew wtf she was doing) should high five the dude and see if she wants to gang, then leave her.

Spoken like a true warrior. I agree.

[3.5altman]

^^ hell yea X2 reps for you cuz

[ShooterMcGavin]

drop like a rock

[ueyedgr8tness]

BAck in the day u could beat some 1 ass and not go to jail for it,but as i found out last oct that shi* don't happen no more u go to jail even if he is in your yard when u do it.

Now with me spending some thinking time in jail for bs i say that if it happen to me i would just leave her cause she would not be worth me going to jail sitting in that bit** with a bunch of guy's looking at each other trying to be hard,it sux and i;d rather spend that time bangin the shi* out of my backup plan< *every man has a backup plan right