huh? you bang children?! LOL!!! :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by HypnoToad
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huh? you bang children?! LOL!!! :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by HypnoToad
lol, dude you did what any self respecting virgin would do.
I think.
You should see if she wants to try a gang bang with some of her friends from school....
Actually I don't know if I should feel disgusted by your actions, or marveled at your sense of warmth and empathy towards those with disabilities.
I know it was a joke ass hat. He was probably referring to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
hhaha thank you I was reading this going ummm Gene do we need to talk and when did you change your name lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Killer
LMAO!!! hehehehehe :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: +REPSQuote:
Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
repost.
if you really ****ed a retarded girl you need to:
a) diaf
b) shoot youself
c) move to mexico and **** sheep for a living
d) confess and be killed.
those are your options. period
and they are gonna take her to the Dr. and he will be able to tell what happened...... you are ****ed...... you should be killed or..... see options A, B, and C
EDIT:but i see now that it is a joke..... so haha
I seriously read this back in 2001 or 2002.
I believe it originally started on a forum about weightlifting and body building.
What if you were passed out, drunk, and the tard started ****ing you. But you don't wake up until you're about to bust. Then what do you do? Push her off and get blue balls, or finish up and convince yourself there was nothing you could do?
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Originally Posted by Psycho
you can get hard while youre PASSED OUT????
...... :thinking: :thinking:
i think wood from sleeping is a bit different than being passed out
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Originally Posted by SL65AMG
i have wood every morning i wake up so i would say you can be hard while passed out .
WOW
I have no idea. I don't think anyone knows whether or not they have a stiffy when they're passed out. Because if they did know, they wouldn't be passed out; now would they?Quote:
Originally Posted by SL65AMG
The government really should get a team of scientists to look in to this. f*ck the cure for AIDs, this takes priority.
im along with everyone else just a little late, deff a best thread ever candidate
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Originally Posted by HalfBaked
that is correct.
This forum can be the biggest collection of gullible people on the internet sometimes.
Every ****ing story like this is 7 years old and I read in high school.
welcome to IA...enjoy your stayQuote:
Originally Posted by 1439/2000
HAHAHAHA. A guy at my work put up some forums for us to ***** about how we hate our job... I copy/pasted the thing on those forums and one of the upper tier guys walks by and is like "Dude, are you serious? If not you need to post that you're kidding, because everyone thinks you f*cked a retarded chick"
- Drifty
o......m........f.............g!!!!!!!!
Someone needs a stupid slap.
i'm laughing so hard... we are totally going to have retarded kids for laughing so hard...............
LOL
Lol at all the morons who go no way this can be true. Well look at the names used, its a good indicator it wasn't him.
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Originally Posted by SL65AMG
You don't? Have you not gone through puberty yet or wtfs up with that?
Haven't you ever heard of a wet dream? Is your **** not hard when it shoots off on its own at night, or does you **** just stay limp and spit **** onto your bedsheets?
did you not read my original post.....?Quote:
Originally Posted by DrivenMind
obviously not
passed out, asleep is different than passed out, drunk
No game needed, he was obviously completely down with the syndrome...Quote:
Originally Posted by jdiddy24
What a good lay........
there's something very wrong with you asking another man that question.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrivenMind
Rhetoric or not.
LOL.
:idb:
they are officially together....recent pic of them togetherQuote:
Originally Posted by 81911SC
don't wanna read the rest of the thread so i'll be the 15th to call bs :liar:
By far one of the funniest threads I've seen on here.
That had me LIRL.
This is pretty old and has been posted on other forums before and it always gets the same rise out of people. It's been a couple years since I've seen it though, so it's good that someone is keeping the story alive :yes:
That was gross and it reminded me of a asian girl struggling to speak engrish.