Is it ok to bang a girl with downs syndrome?

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11-19-2007, 01:48 PM
Brick

Gave me a reason for retard jokes, wtf do I care if it's true or not?
11-19-2007, 01:48 PM
81911SC

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A recent picture of me.
11-19-2007, 01:50 PM
nextelbuddy

i read this same thing on bimmerforums OT section. so i dont think the OP did this.
11-19-2007, 01:52 PM
Psycho

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my picture has a higher lol content.
11-19-2007, 01:54 PM
Psycho

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Originally Posted by nextelbuddy

i read this same thing on bimmerforums OT section. so i dont think the OP did this.

ehh
11-19-2007, 01:56 PM
Psycho

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I'm gonna whore the rest of this thread up with stupid pictures.
11-19-2007, 01:57 PM
OneSlow5pt0

lol,that was a goodin
11-19-2007, 02:02 PM
RandomGuy

http://uselessjunk.net/viewtopic.php?t=71932

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=1825

http://www.mediafetcher.com/article_full.php?id=1825

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/arch.../t-127975.html

http://www.topix.com/forum/source/in...PHBFMOTMSRDITN

http://www.yoyos-blog.com/artikel/se...syndrome-girl/
11-19-2007, 02:03 PM
81911SC

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hh
11-19-2007, 02:05 PM
Kevykev

I read that same paragraph like 8 years ago.

IT's fake but still the funnynessss!
11-19-2007, 02:16 PM
BKgen®

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Originally Posted by 81911SC

My friend Troy has a sister who has downs syndrome. She's 4 years younger than me, although you'd never know by looking at her. I've always been real nice when she picks up the phone or I go over there to hang out. He's already told me that she thinks I'm nice, something she doesn't think about most boys that come over there.
Cut to Monday night. We all have Tuesday off for Veteran's day, so Troy and I are over at his house (he still lives with his mom) playing some Xbox. His sister is in the room, playing with dolls and occasionally watching the screen as we played. Troy's mom is out running some errands; I think she was at her mother's house. The phone rings at about 8, and it's Troy's mom, Victoria. She tells Jessica (Troy's sister) that her car has broken down and needs Troy to take a look at it. Troy, being a car mechanic leaves to go check out the car, and asked me to look after Jessica while he was gone, since she gets really upset by cars. I agree, and he leaves.
I didn't really know what to do to entertain her, so I just sat around and kind of ****ed around, and would occasionally talk to her. For the most part, she sat there and played with her dolls, talking to them. I was sitting at the computers working on an essay for an Archaeology class when she asked me the following:
"What are doing Mike?" "Oh, I'm typing a paper for a class." "Heeee you need paper for class!" "Yep, it's pretty important."
She trailed off for a minute, and I resumed typing. About 5 minutes later, she spoke again.
"Mike, I know sex" - I was taken back. What do I say to her? Do I lie, do I acknowledge that she "knows" sex, what? "Um, I'm not sure if we should talk about that, Jessica." "I try sex with me and it good" "Jessica, we really shouldn't talk about this..." "Will you try with me?"
I didn't know what to do. I was sitting there, with my mouth half opened and I'm sure there was a puddle of drool forming on the carpet pretty fast. She asked again. "Will you try sex with me? Nobody like me like you, you so nice and pretty"
****. ****sticks. ****ing ****ersticks from planet ****. I'm getting hit on by a retarded girl. What the **** do I do?
Yeah, I ****ed her. It was her first time, and she bled. It was not pleasant, and she wailed near the end, I guess an orgasm. When we were done I went to the bathroom, cleaned up, and cried. I fixed up myself and made sure she was alright. Then I went back to my essay while she did god knows what. I didn't care, I still don't. A wave of apathy crashed upon me.
Troy showed up about 10 minutes later, and I quickly excused myself to go home. I went home and cried myself to sleep on my pillow, accompanied by the horrible imagery which will haunt me to my grave. I woke up yesterday to the phone ringing, at about 7:30. Most people know to leave me alone at 7:30 when I'm not working, but I rolled over to see the caller ID. I looked down at it, saw it was Troy's house, and answered.
"Hey Mike, I need to, um well...ask you about...uh...something." Me, suddenly awake, "Uh yeah, what's up?" "Well, last night after I brought my mom home, Jessica was acting strangely." "Oh, how do you mean?" "There was blood dripping down her leg." "What the ****?" "Yeah, that's what we thought, too. We are trying to figure out what happened. Do you know anything?" "No man, I don't. That's pretty ****ed up. Say, I got to go because my breakfast is burning." - lie "Alright Mike, I'll talk to you later."
What should I do!?? Confess to him and his mom about Jessica, keep my mouth shut? Threaten her with violence if she talks?

I used to think you were pretty f*cked up.

I stand corrected...

You're VERY f*cked up.
11-19-2007, 02:20 PM
Psycho

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I used to think you were pretty f*cked up.

I stand corrected...

You're VERY f*cked up.

it was a joke
11-19-2007, 02:23 PM
Sammich

el oh effin elz
11-19-2007, 02:23 PM
BKgen®

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Originally Posted by Psycho

it was a joke

i still hate him.

:D
11-19-2007, 02:24 PM
Psycho

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Originally Posted by KDM guy

i still hate him.

:D

lol
11-19-2007, 02:25 PM
SE-Rious1

that was some sick story i mean id bang an ugly ass chick before one with DS atleast i could sleep a lil better knowing im not going to hell lol
11-19-2007, 02:27 PM
BKgen®

http://premium1.uploadit.org/brandon...4494905258.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...us-you-say.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...4495937500.jpg
11-19-2007, 02:43 PM
OneSlow5pt0

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Originally Posted by KDM guy

i still hate him.

:D

me too..least this would have given him some street cred,lol
11-19-2007, 02:46 PM
Psycho

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more I say
11-19-2007, 02:49 PM
LiL PaKi

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LOL
11-19-2007, 03:04 PM
Psycho

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blah
11-19-2007, 03:22 PM
CRXchic19

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btw i hope your KIDDING.....
11-19-2007, 03:27 PM
jdiddy24

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Originally Posted by CRXchic19

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btw i hope your KIDDING.....

i hope he's not.....he needs to get some
11-19-2007, 03:29 PM
PSINXS

isnt this illegal?
11-19-2007, 03:31 PM
CRXchic19

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Originally Posted by jdiddy24

i hope he's not.....he needs to get some

lol.....sad.... i read page 2....or 3?....he was joking.... :crazy:

.
11-19-2007, 03:31 PM
Psycho

Not if you threaten her with violence. They can't arrest you for what they don't know about.
11-19-2007, 03:31 PM
Whiteboy™

lol.
11-19-2007, 03:35 PM
On_Her_Face

good **** david... lol 40 people in this thread
11-19-2007, 03:37 PM
Psycho

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Originally Posted by CRXchic19

lol.....sad.... i read page 2....or 3?....he was joking.... :crazy:

.

There is still gonna be at least 3 or 4 more posts tonight, by some dumb asses who are too lazy to read the rest of the comments, asking if he is serious.

Especially if I bury all your responses with more stupid pictures.
11-19-2007, 03:37 PM
Magnus213

Hahahahahaha
11-19-2007, 03:38 PM
quickdodge®

Is this for real? Later, QD.
11-19-2007, 03:38 PM
81911SC

LOLZ
11-19-2007, 03:43 PM
Init2winit

Sick ******.
11-19-2007, 03:46 PM
quickdodge®

^^^ It's a joke, stupid. Later, QD.
11-19-2007, 03:47 PM
JDM onlyy

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Originally Posted by Init2winit

Sick ******.

Lol, and you must be one who was too lazy to read all the comments like they were talking about? Haha.

Good ****, yo! Gave me a laugh. :goodjob:
11-19-2007, 03:48 PM
-S Double C-

This would be sick as **** if it were true! Thats a one way ticket to hell...LOLZ! :lmao! Bought as nasty as 20+ year olds ****ing girls 16 and under.
11-19-2007, 03:50 PM
Psycho

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Originally Posted by quickdodge®

^^^ It's a joke, stupid. Later, QD.

lol
11-19-2007, 03:56 PM
OneSlow5pt0

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Originally Posted by SpoolNSlide

This would be sick as **** if it were true! Thats a one way ticket to hell...LOLZ! :lmao! Bought as nasty as 20+ year olds ****ing girls 16 and under.

dont judge ran...............or me,lol
11-19-2007, 03:57 PM
quickdodge®

This is ****ing retarded. Literally. Later, QD.
11-19-2007, 04:00 PM
SE-Rious1

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Originally Posted by PSINXS

isnt this illegal?

Thats why the Lifetime Network was made:lmfao:

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