Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it.

Q. What is the definition of "making love"?
A. Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
A. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common?
A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.

Q. What two words will clear out a men's changing room quicker than anything else?
A. Nice dick!

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

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