people who CALL YOU, then resume watching TV, while your "talking to them".
~shad envisions tying them to a light pole and snatching their clothes off with a rope attached to my rear tow hook~

people who call you, ask you to meet them, since your on their side of town, then decide to go somewhere else when you've driven 30 more minutes deeper into the SOUFSIDE!! than you had to....
~makes shad wanna shove a sucker-stick in their nose til they make that funny cough sound, then pour hot 10w30 down their throat~