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    Default Overheard in New York...

    These are actual quotes overheard in the Big Apple...

    Guy #1: She's the one that gave me a hummer in the bathroom. That one over there.
    Guy #2: Doesn't she run that NY website? Jen something.
    Guy #1: She's famous? Well I can assure you it's not because of her BJ skills.


    Woman #1: You have to thank Brian for these photos for us.
    Woman #2: Don't worry, I'll just sit on his face.


    Guy #1: Do you want some of my water? I promise I don't have cooties.
    Guy #2: It's not your cooties I'm worried about, it's someone else's.
    Guy #1: No, I didn't suck his dick.


    Gum-chewing chick #1: He should get life for what he did.
    Gum-chewing chick #2: Life? He should be executed!
    Gum-chewing chick #1: That's what I mean! He should get life!
    Gum-chewing chick #2: That's not what "getting life" means. "Getting life" means you go to prison for the rest of your life. Don't you know anything?
    Gum-chewing chick #1: Well, I don't read the papers or watch the news...


    Lolol. Later, QD.
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    I think you shoulda stopped after the FROG joke..lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    No "I" in Team?? But there's a "U" in sUck lololol
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    ... dumb people
    Val for President


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    And northerners actually call us ppl from the south dumb. C'mon!! LOL
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    whatever dude? 1,000,000 says you suck my dick while Fox News reports it

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