today i have come to the realization

[Sammich]

Damn that's mean. You should be nice being that you are a DEAD MAN WALKING

*walks plank*

[Sammich]

damn u make it sound like she bought it!!!!!!.......1

she did, she lost hers, so she had to purchase another from this dead pornstar and have it surgically installed

[blackboi50]

*walks plank*

hahahahahhaaaa!!!!!!!....1

[blackboi50]

she did, she lost hers, so she had to purchase another from this dead pornstar and have it surgically installed

installed.......hahahahha........like its a damn turbo kit or something!!!!! hahahhahaa!!!!!.........1

[Sammich]

installed.......hahahahha........like its a damn turbo kit or something!!!!! hahahhahaa!!!!!.........1

DUDE...you have no idea how much modification had to be done. first off, they had to use duct tape and super glue to hold her big ass gut out of the way, then they they had to find a suitable place that was relatively close to where the original vagina would have been. she has so many crevices right now, she probably lost it again...

[Crazy Asian]

dude....indian jones would prob die in there looking for the lost vagina.

[blackboi50]

DUDE...you have no idea how much modification had to be done. first off, they had to use duct tape and super glue to hold her big ass gut out of the way, then they they had to find a suitable place that was relatively close to where the original vagina would have been. she has so many crevices right now, she probably lost it again...

.....DAMN U!!!!!! i just got a mental picture.........1

[Sammich]

dude....indian jones would prob die in there looking for the lost vagina.

um...why do you think they have a new actor acting as indiana jones?? it's because he DID die looking for it

.....DAMN U!!!!!! i just got a mental picture.........1

i never told you to think that hard

[Crazy Asian]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH now it's the search of the prophet half eaten wendy's cheeseburger.

[Sammich]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH now it's the search of the prophet half eaten wendy's cheeseburger.

i thought it was the triple whopper from burger king?

[Crazy Asian]

who knows there so many treasures in there.

[Sammich]

who knows there so many treasures in there.

you call that treasures?? jeez..what a sick mind lol

[Crazy Asian]

dude she ate black beard's treasure thinking it was clam's. She ate all the hoffmans treasure thinking it was extra large snicker bar...but she spat it on her bib and it rolled around in there some where. She prob has like 235 billions lodged in there some where. But no one wants to go near it cuz the rolls her sweaty hair and god know her pores are a death trap.

[Sammich]

truth..truth indeed i forgot all about that...just wait until she throws it up or poos it out

[blackboi50]

yea so BACK TO YOUR MARRIAGE!!!!!..........this thread done blew the fu(k up!!!!!!..........and that wasnt a stab at her again......1

[Sammich]

bwahahhahahahahahhahaha i L'dOL

[Sammich]

thread murderers ftl

[Nitro]

Damn i'm hungry!!! sup folks? cliff notes?

[Sammich]

you have the cliffs in that pic...except is a fat a$$ white girl named tiffany

[81911SC]

I will not get married.

[Sammich]

lololol eff j00 day vide