my all time favorite..

you've been drafting my account for like $35.00 every month for the past 20 months and now you drafted for $250.00 and we didnt recieve any notice that our premium was going up. it comes time for them to verify the address and we have an old one.

DUH YOU FRIGEN IDIOT, WE DONT KNOW YOU MOVED SO ITS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO CALL TO UPDATE YOUR ADDRESS..