HAHAHHAH I HAVE THE BEST ONE!!!

My ex and I up Cali went to mountains and we went camping with some friends.
I guees it was a creek or a puddle and she saw like little fishes or some bs and I was watching her. I told her not to stay close cuz it was slick mud on rock and next thing you know you hear SPLASH GASP FLAYLING ARMS SCREAMING CURSING MORE SCREAMING SWEARING TO GOD!!!! HAHAHAH I SAW HER FALLL AND LAUGHED MY ASS SO HARD that I couldnt breathe. She hated me that whole week.....oh she did.