~Insert Old Joke Here~

[MongolPup]

Brett's so old, he was a waiter at the Last Supper.

Brett's so old, he ran track with dinosaurs.

When I got mad about Brett's Civic, I wanted to tell him to act his age but I was worried he'd drop dead. He's like Dick Clark x1000.

[MachNU]

[QUOTE=MongolPup]Brett's so old, he was a waiter at the Last Supper.

Brett's so old, he ran track with dinosaurs.

When I got mad about Brett's Civic, I wanted to tell him to act his age but I was worried he'd drop dead. He's like Dick Clark x1000.[/QUOTE]

mine still wins, but that one is pretty dam funny!

bretts so old, the only reason god rested on the 7th day, was becuase he was hung over from bretts party the night before!