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**Brett** · 11-04-2007, 08:22 PM

I know the jokes will flow here...lol, But in less than a month I will be 36, and this is really hitting me. When I hit 30 I was cool with it and was thinking "Ah damn, no biggie, I have 10 more years till 40" but those years have flown by and 40 is much closer

**cobalt9123** · 11-04-2007, 08:31 PM

jeez you're catching up to my dad
LOL JK! i hope you have a good birthday with some :boobies: s and :idb: ing
lol

for 36th birthday!

**Brett** · 11-04-2007, 08:35 PM

I am going to a strip club for my birthday so that is a plus atleast...LOL

**mocha latte cupcake** · 11-04-2007, 08:37 PM

ya know brett, 36 is 63 backwards look at it this way, you're a year closer to eating off the senior menu @ piccadilly lol

**Brett** · 11-04-2007, 08:38 PM

^^ Yeah but they wont be open anymore when I get ready for it, most are out of business now...lol

**mocha latte cupcake** · 11-04-2007, 08:38 PM

well at this rate you'll be able to eat you're food in pill form old man!

**civic95** · 11-04-2007, 08:39 PM

Just think your life is 50+% over.

**mocha latte cupcake** · 11-04-2007, 08:41 PM

and you're already wearing diapers for when you get extra excited lol

**MachNU** · 11-04-2007, 08:41 PM

brett

**cobalt9123** · 11-04-2007, 08:42 PM

LMFAO^
well..atleast you have a sexy car that gets you the vagina

**Brett** · 11-04-2007, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by civic95

Just think your life is 50+% over.

Thanks Lamar!!!

**civic95** · 11-04-2007, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by Brett

Thanks Lamar!!!

Ha ha. Just look on the brightside. Atleast you and your teeth still sleep together.

**mocha latte cupcake** · 11-04-2007, 08:58 PM

not for long... dentures lol

**cobalt9123** · 11-04-2007, 08:59 PM

i knew that was coming!^^^
my moms a dentist though, i can get you a really good deal on them!

**Brett** · 11-04-2007, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by civic95

Ha ha. Just look on the brightside. Atleast you and your teeth still sleep together.

Yeah but how long will that last? HA HA HA HA HA HA

**Brett** · 11-04-2007, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by cobalt9123

i knew that was coming!^^^
my moms a dentist though, i can get you a really good deal on them!

Sweet. I have a hook up now!! HA HA HA HA HA

**redrumracer** · 11-04-2007, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by civic95

Just think your life is 50+% over.

LMAO that was ****ing harsh LOLOLOLOLOL

**Brett** · 11-04-2007, 09:04 PM

yeah you tell 'em!! HA HA HA

**MachNU** · 11-04-2007, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by TransAxle

brett

i win!

**Echonova** · 11-04-2007, 09:48 PM

Judging by the thread title, I thought this was going to be about Brett's penis. ~whew~

**MongolPup** · 11-04-2007, 10:34 PM

lol Brett's so old he needed a walker while Jesus was still in diapers.

**MachNU** · 11-04-2007, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by MongolPup

lol Brett's so old he needed a walker while Jesus was still in diapers.

i still win!

**MongolPup** · 11-04-2007, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by TransAxle

i still win!

ha ha I think your right. But either way, Brett is so old he has an autographed Bible.

**Jimmy B** · 11-04-2007, 10:39 PM

hey, im jsut a little lesss than 9 years till 36

eehhhh, jsut remember, 30 is the new 20, adn you are still in the 30's!!!

**MachNU** · 11-04-2007, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by MongolPup

ha ha I think your right. But either way, Brett is so old he has an autographed Bible.

**** autographed bible......brett built adams house for him!

**MongolPup** · 11-04-2007, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by TransAxle

**** autographed bible......brett built adams house for him!

Brett was there when the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

**Wurm** · 11-04-2007, 10:44 PM

bretts so old this was what was invented when he turned 18

**MongolPup** · 11-04-2007, 10:44 PM

Tell me that's a sheepskin condom?

**MachNU** · 11-04-2007, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by MongolPup

Brett was there when the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

mine still older and better!

**bigdare23** · 11-04-2007, 10:45 PM

Look at it like this, you can own an Oldsmobiles and look normal driving it.

**MachNU** · 11-04-2007, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by MongolPup

Tell me that's a sheepskin condom?

for HIS and her pleasure!

**Wurm** · 11-04-2007, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by MongolPup

Tell me that's a sheepskin condom?

first condom ever made out of pig intestine or some ****

**MachNU** · 11-04-2007, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by bigdare23

Look at like this, you can own an Oldsmobiles and look normal driving it.

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH yeah brett a WHOLE new class of cars just opened up to you!

**Wurm** · 11-04-2007, 10:47 PM

brett is really 1036 old his ageometer just rolled over thats all

**Echonova** · 11-04-2007, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by Wurm

first condom ever made out of pig intestine or some ****

Why you gotta be showing my sh*t off??? I'm still waiting on the patent office to get back to me......

**MongolPup** · 11-04-2007, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by TransAxle

for HIS and her pleasure!

lol Brett is so old he has hieroglyphics on his chariot drivers license.

BTW my bad on the Justice League thing.

**bigdare23** · 11-04-2007, 10:50 PM

Brett is so old, he was the designer of Jesus's sandals

**MachNU** · 11-04-2007, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by MongolPup

lol Brett is so old he has hieroglyphics on his chariot drivers license.

BTW my bad on the Justice League thing.

no biggie!

also brett never carrys his drivers license with him, have you ever seen those things their made of stone, there to dam heavy to carry!

**MachNU** · 11-04-2007, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by bigdare23

Brett is so old, he was the designer of Jesus's sandals

brett so old, when eve caught him in the tree, the eat the apple thing was a cover he was really just spying on her!

**Wurm** · 11-04-2007, 10:51 PM

brett hit his midlife crisis and put a widebody kit and vertical doors on his RASCAL

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