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11-04-2007, 10:52 PM
MachNU

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wurm

brett hit his midlife crisis and put a widebody kit and vertical doors on his RASCAL

http://www.rascalscooters.com/images/dyn/600c-1b.jpg

FAIL! try again i still win!
11-04-2007, 10:54 PM
bigdare23

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Originally Posted by TransAxle

brett so old, when eve caught him in the tree, the eat the apple thing was a cover he was really just spying on her! :lmfao:

Man, I saw this analogy on the SATs

Brett is to humans, as the model T is to cars
11-04-2007, 10:55 PM
Echonova

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Originally Posted by Echonova

Judging by the thread title, I thought this was going to be about Brett's penis. ~whew~

Still the post of the mother F*cking night.
11-04-2007, 10:55 PM
MongolPup

Brett is so old, he knew Burger King when he still was a prince.
11-04-2007, 10:57 PM
MachNU

i still win! my joke is about as old as it can get!
11-04-2007, 10:59 PM
MongolPup

Brett's so old, he was a waiter at the Last Supper.

Brett's so old, he ran track with dinosaurs.

When I got mad about Brett's Civic, I wanted to tell him to act his age but I was worried he'd drop dead. He's like Dick Clark x1000.
11-04-2007, 11:01 PM
bigdare23

Brett was Colonel Sanders's General
11-04-2007, 11:02 PM
MachNU

[QUOTE=MongolPup]Brett's so old, he was a waiter at the Last Supper.

Brett's so old, he ran track with dinosaurs.

When I got mad about Brett's Civic, I wanted to tell him to act his age but I was worried he'd drop dead. He's like Dick Clark x1000.[/QUOTE]

mine still wins, but that one is pretty dam funny!

bretts so old, the only reason god rested on the 7th day, was becuase he was hung over from bretts party the night before!
11-04-2007, 11:04 PM
MongolPup

That geezer hasn't commented in this thread in awhile. His dentures or glasses must be fooking up.
11-04-2007, 11:07 PM
quickdodge®

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Originally Posted by Brett

I know the jokes will flow here...lol, But in less than a month I will be 36, and this is really hitting me. When I hit 30 I was cool with it and was thinking "Ah damn, no biggie, I have 10 more years till 40" but those years have flown by and 40 is much closer :(

Tell me about it. Just a few years ago, I still felt 18. Now I feel 48. Keep it up, Brett. You'll catch up to me soon. Later, QD.
11-04-2007, 11:09 PM
bigdare23

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Wikipedia doesn't lie :lmfao:
11-04-2007, 11:10 PM
MachNU

Quote:

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

Tell me about it. Just a few years ago, I still felt 18. Now I feel 48. Keep it up, Brett. You'll catch up to me soon. Later, QD.

catch up? brett surpassed you millenium's ago!
11-04-2007, 11:11 PM
MachNU

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wait he just got a 2nd place post!
11-04-2007, 11:15 PM
quickdodge®

Quote:

Originally Posted by TransAxle

catch up? brett surpassed you millenium's ago!

How? I'm older than Brett. Later, QD.
11-04-2007, 11:16 PM
MachNU

Quote:

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

How? I'm older than Brett. Later, QD.

hes faking!
11-04-2007, 11:21 PM
quickdodge®

Lolol. Later, QD.
11-04-2007, 11:29 PM
redrumracer

bretts so old he can sit down and tell you play by play of how the big bang happened
11-04-2007, 11:30 PM
MachNU

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Originally Posted by redrumracer

bretts so old he can sit down and tell you play by play of how the big bang happened

alittle to late, plus mine is still older!
11-04-2007, 11:31 PM
redrumracer

better late than never
11-05-2007, 12:04 AM
babygurl

hmm brett so what do you have planned for your birthday?
11-05-2007, 07:18 AM
Brett

^^ Nothing much yet, Id love to do something to make it unforgetable...lol

The rest of you, thanks, Now I feel MUCH better!! :lmfao:
11-05-2007, 11:49 AM
MachNU

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Originally Posted by Brett

^^ Nothing much yet, Id love to do something to make it unforgetable...lol

The rest of you, thanks, Now I feel MUCH better!! :lmfao:

hey you brought it on yourself....you of all people should know not to make a trade Stating "Insert OLD Joke Here" :lmfao:
11-05-2007, 11:53 AM
Brett

LMAO!! I knew it was coming though

Im going to Oldsmobile today to see what I can get for the S2k!! :lmfao:
11-05-2007, 11:58 AM
MachNU

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Originally Posted by Brett

LMAO!! I knew it was coming though

Im going to Oldsmobile today to see what I can get for the S2k!! :lmfao:

get a camary, then you get all the luzury of old age, plus great gas mileage! :lmfao:
11-05-2007, 12:02 PM
quickdodge®

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IA's official senior citizens. Later, QD.
11-05-2007, 12:05 PM
Brett

I used to LOVe the WEHERE THE BEEF COMMERCIALS!! (Yup I watched them when they were new) lol
11-05-2007, 12:10 PM
quickdodge®

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brett

I used to LOVe the WEHERE THE BEEF COMMERCIALS!! (Yup I watched them when they were new) lol

I wen to elementary school with those three ladies....................parents. Later, QD.
11-05-2007, 01:05 PM
Mike Lowrey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brett

I know the jokes will flow here...lol, But in less than a month I will be 36, and this is really hitting me. When I hit 30 I was cool with it and was thinking "Ah damn, no biggie, I have 10 more years till 40" but those years have flown by and 40 is much closer :(

Your old.
11-05-2007, 01:06 PM
Mike Lowrey

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Originally Posted by PURE jdm

ya know brett, 36 is 63 backwards look at it this way, you're a year closer to eating off the senior menu @ piccadilly lol

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11-05-2007, 01:07 PM
Mike Lowrey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brett

I am going to a strip club for my birthday so that is a plus atleast...LOL

Hell Yeah!

Titties FTMFW! :boobies:
11-05-2007, 01:47 PM
Brett

Now give me a mutha ****in handywipe!! :lmfao:
11-05-2007, 04:38 PM
Mike Lowrey

I just hang out with stupid ass friends, that drive stupid ass cars that attract alot of muth****in' attention! :lmfao:

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