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  1. 11-03-2007, 05:58 PM #1
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    A funny joke a friend sent me.

    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
    She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
    The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She

    drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
    If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here

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    Did your friend send you this joke 5 years ago?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Did your friend send you this joke 5 years ago?
    hahaha, nice one

    nah, just yesterday, but he is about 10 yrs older then me so...

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    haha, guess im alittle behind too, havent heard that one before
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    Wow, isn't there a search button?
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    lol this was a repost on last month of a repost of one 3 months ago, of a repost of one that was posted about 5 years ago, and that was a repost of what Brett posted back in 1863b.c.
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  7. 11-04-2007, 09:47 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAxle
    lol this was a repost on last month of a repost of one 3 months ago, of a repost of one that was posted about 5 years ago, and that was a repost of what Brett posted back in 1863b.c.
    cute

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    Damn, I thought I had woken up from my drinking binge and gone back in time.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    The Flux Capacitor worked, now to pin it at 88mph!
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    white power!!!!!! .....1
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  10. 11-04-2007, 11:45 AM #10
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    you guys are sooo funny!
    lol

    makes me miss everyone *sigh*

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  11. 11-04-2007, 12:03 PM #11
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    I lol'd, but at the fact it's a repost.
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    I mean its a repost, but I'd still throw it in ya probably.

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    Pathetic, just like the person who posted it.
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    old!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniaç
    Pathetic, just like the person who posted it.

    i don't even know who you are

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    Quote Originally Posted by kittychick

    i don't even know who you are
    Who gives a damn if you know me or not? I know I don't. And whats so "blah" about my post? Seeing as you're the only one who finds that joke funny, it must be true. Stupidity must be a common thing in your family huh? I can see you got that from both of your parents, your father for not pulling out when he should have. And planting a worthless seed upon this world. And your mother....... I'll save that for later, if you come at me with more attitude.

    Now be a good girl and shut up, or I will continue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniaç
    Who gives a damn if you know me or not? I know I don't. And whats so "blah" about my post? Seeing as you're the only one who finds that joke funny, it must be true. Stupidity must be a common thing in your family huh? I can see you got that from both of your parents, your father for not pulling out when he should have. And planting a worthless seed upon this world. And your mother....... I'll save that for later, if you come at me with more attitude.

    Now be a good girl and shut up, or I will continue.
    ~lame~

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    Quote Originally Posted by kittychick
    ~lame~
    DAYYYYMMMNNN.. ALEX WHERE YOU AT SON.. shes gonna tear you a new one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kittychick
    ~lame~
    Thats why, that was the only thing you can say. You can't come at me with anything worth even getting me warmed up. Hopefully when you have a kid and the doctor tells you to get rid of it you'll listen. Don't want the same mistake your mother made to happen again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniaç
    Thats why, that was the only thing you can say. You can't come at me with anything worth even getting me warmed up. Hopefully when you have a kid and the doctor tells you to get rid of it you'll listen. Don't want the same mistake your mother made to happen again.
    lame again

    i feel sorry for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by kittychick
    lame again

    i feel sorry for you
    Either you're retarded, or you've been bashed on by everyone on IA before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniaç
    Thats why, that was the only thing you can say. You can't come at me with anything worth even getting me warmed up. Hopefully when you have a kid and the doctor tells you to get rid of it you'll listen. Don't want the same mistake your mother made to happen again.
    I don't know of any doctors that tell parents to get rid of kids...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I don't know of any doctors that tell parents to get rid of kids...
    Going to jump on my nuts, and start E-protecting this chick?
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    However I think I heard once a doctor tried to tell your mom that though Maniac...

    Doctor: Ma'am I'm sorry, your son he is well how do I say this...retarded. You may want want to throw him back into the rio grande.
    Maniac's mom: No hable inglés.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniaç
    Going to jump on my nuts, and start E-protecting this chick?
    No, I just think its only that you only talk **** to new people or girls...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    However I think I heard once a doctor tried to tell your mom that though Maniac...

    Doctor: Ma'am I'm sorry, your son he is well how do I say this...retarded. You may want want to throw him back into the rio grande.
    Maniac's mom: No hable inglés.
    Dude I have a joke, very similer to that. Weak. You could have spiced it up alot more if you wanted too, you're losing your touch, boy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    No, I just think its only that you only talk **** to new people or girls...
    LMAO! I think, not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniaç
    Dude I have a joke, very similer to that. Weak. You could have spiced it up alot more if you wanted too, you're losing your touch, boy.
    Yea, I didn't feel like finishing it off as well as I wanted.

    My ADD is kicking in a lot lately so I went to check my fantasy football team half way through typing that. Which is why it took me so long anyways.

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    kittychick, im out. Keep your eyes open for me. K?

    xoxo
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    maniac sucks E-balls
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    damn kittychick your getting grilled on here....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nittanys1
    damn kittychick your getting grilled on here....
    Isn't she your ex?
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    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    yup......
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    LOL
    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    CAREFUL WITH THAT JOKE... IT'S AN ANTIQUE.

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    actually, i'm pretty sure there was a jerk on here and he's calmed down... might be a really great guy, who knows?
    i'm so over people that act up online

    plus, its just a stupid joke... no need for anyone to get so freaking up tight about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by kittychick
    actually, i'm pretty sure there was a jerk on here and he's calmed down... might be a really great guy, who knows?
    i'm so over people that act up online

    plus, its just a stupid joke... no need for anyone to get so freaking up tight about it
    A/S/L?

    lol
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    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    posts pics?
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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    lol niiiiiiice
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