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  1. 11-02-2007, 09:01 AM #1
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    Default Saturday humor...

    Taxi driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.

    Nothing is moving north or south.

    Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What
    happened, what's the hold up?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton,
    Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a
    $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with
    gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up
    a collection."

    The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

    "About a gallon."

    Later, QD.
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  2. 11-02-2007, 09:03 AM #2
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    Its not Saturday! lol


    You never replied to my PM either man....
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  3. 11-02-2007, 11:38 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    Its not Saturday! lol


    You never replied to my PM either man....
    yeah but its funny enough to last until saturday
    EF SQUAD FTMFW!!!!
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  4. 11-02-2007, 09:05 AM #4
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    lolol QD

    [borat voice=KDM guy]"HIGH FIVE!"[/borat voice]

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  5. 11-02-2007, 09:12 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Taxi driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.

    Nothing is moving north or south.

    Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What
    happened, what's the hold up?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton,
    Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a
    $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with
    gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up
    a collection."

    The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

    "About a gallon."

    Later, QD.
    yeah Mike you are a day early. lol
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  6. 11-02-2007, 09:16 AM #6
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    day early and repost ready...have you been hanging around brett lately???



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  7. 11-02-2007, 09:20 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    day early and repost ready...have you been hanging around brett lately???
    old minds think alike.
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  8. 11-02-2007, 09:29 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    old minds think alike.
    true indeed *drinks can of ensure to gain wisdom*



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  9. 11-02-2007, 09:21 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Taxi driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.

    Nothing is moving north or south.

    Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What
    happened, what's the hold up?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton,
    Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a
    $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with
    gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up
    a collection."

    The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

    "About a gallon."

    Later, QD.


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  10. 11-02-2007, 09:24 AM #10
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    damn QD that was weaksauce puto!!!!........










    *runs to QT for gas*............1
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  11. 11-02-2007, 09:28 AM #11
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    That's old
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  12. 11-02-2007, 11:10 AM #12
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    damn saturday already hell i must have slept in a day s h i t
    but funny lol
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  13. 11-02-2007, 11:36 AM #13
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    funny joke.. but it's friday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    funny joke.. but it's friday.
    lol



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  15. 11-02-2007, 11:38 AM #15
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    I lol'd
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