A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica .. They were touring

around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed

this small sandal shop.



From inside they heard the

shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come

in my humble shop!'



So they walked in, and the Jamaican said, 'I have some spayshul

sandals I tink you would be liking to buy.. Dey make you wild at the

sex.'



The wife got really interested in buying the sandals, but

the husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was.

The husband asked the shopkeeper, 'How could sandals make you into a sex

freak?'



The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon. You doan haff to do

a ting cept try dem on.' So, the husband, after some badgering from his

wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.



As soon as he slipped

them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,

something his wife

hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the

husband grabbed the

Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked

down his pants, ripped down

his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the

Jamaican's hips.



The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on de wrong feet mon!,

you got dem on de wrong feet!!!